take care.

arbys is good to fuck.

why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake?

drake is good.

the cool thing about seinfeld is how new york city itself is kind of the main character.

i've actually transcended because of this.

IT'S BEER MM MM

my shit's fucked up.

i lost all capacity for joy last november.

turns out that him and josh brolin were both characters played by andy kaufman the whole time.

more food

im not excited for anything. i mean, i'll listen to the new national album but i don't think it's gonna be life-changing or whatever.

sorry but disney execs have informed me that you are, in fact, excited about this film.

wtf is the simpsons lol

KINJA PLAN

this particular episode involves a hitman bart hired forcing marge to simulate oral sex on a piece of fried chicken.

wrong on both accounts. it's actually a morning talk show where the guests and host are both standing.

dude was a conspiracy theorist who once said that hitler didn't go far enough.

how's the view from inside your own ass?

lmao bill hicks would prolly take the south park root of not attacking him 'because it's too easy' while secretly sympathizing with him.