the new thing i am paranoid about is that they're going to email out the instructions for claiming a kinja account since the email i have associated with this widely beloved username is no longer functional.

man i wish hunter thompson was alive. though if he was he probably would've just blown his brains out again during trump's campaign.

in light of recent events, i am pumped as hell that neolib centrists have spent the last 9 months trying to pretend that the 'alt-left' was a thing.

the conditions slaves were kept in were worse.

some asshole in my office put an 'i *heart* ny' pin on my cubicle wall. i'm fairly certain i know who it is and it is now my mission to destroy him.

lol the boston chapter of the daughters of the confederacy can go fuck themselves.

did the 2000 ravens run the 3-4? i thought that that defensive scheme was still rare at the time. figured they'd run the 4-3.

i learned today that mass has one? not a statue, but a plaque memorializing confederate pows held on an island near boston?

unfortunately they haven't taken down the ray lewis statue yet.

dammit i wanted to make this joke.

fuck new york.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

it's not referencing anything really. it's a standalone joke that is funny based on it's absurdity.

turns out the dankest of all memes were the friends we made along the way.

it's based on this:

i know we all used to joke about prison wine and eldan having people locked in their basements, but i 100% believe that ricky coogin has people locked in his basement.

*i am so owned by this logic that i shrink and turn into a corncob*

there's a transcript of mick foley and jbl debating each other in 2004 at the university of florida where mick is arguing for kerry and jbl is arguing for bush.

MEIN FUHRER I CAN WALK

they should replace him with sergeant slaughter