don't care too busy drinking my 4th pbr of the day.

i see you bitches is enjoying my sparkling wine.

kah tequila comes in a ceramic skull and is real good.

SO STAY WOKE

he's spinning the ball on his finger! just take it! take the ball!

guy's go for looks. girls go for status.

in conclusion, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic…

wait, do you want to make love and listen to death from above?

this is too good of a goof for this shitty website.

someone needs to rewatch the thin red line.

only fully consensual peeing for this indie kid

enough about your promiscuous mother, @brickstarter:disqus

he's certainly bound for the floor.

i remember you and me used to spend the whole goddam day in bed.

*extremely third eye blind voice*

if i learned anything from the green room. it's that even murderous nazi dogs can still be cute.

during my years living in a frat house, peeing on someone was never a prank i pulled.

i am incredibly good actually.

whenever you breathe in, im breathing out.

the busdriver did not appreciate bruce asking him if this bus stopped on 82nd street.