hmmm… seems like the real headlining act is new york city itself.

are you done done done with all the fuck fuck fucking around?

wehoa. would not have expected that. well anyway, shaving is much easier than trimming so im not changing up my routine.

*rolls sleight of hand check to steal your sword*

sorry the orange man ruined your rape and dragons show

wait, shaving down there is douchey? i thought that was just good manners.

classic simpsons.

fuck me.

im so punk i hate punk.

vampire weekend is lame though. bunch of bourgeois fucks talking about cape cod.

it's theme is kinda "yeah war is bad or whatever, but isn't it rad as hell to watch people kill each other?"

wrestlers are a bunch of goofy dudes that spend all their time grabbing each other. you have to have a sense of irony to survive.

i used to have a pair of cross-country skis with joe cool on them.

i got asked by a journalist what my favorite thing about rock climbing was, yesterday, and i told her it was that you eventually end up with really big biceps and everyone thinks you're a boss.

i was on the wrestling team in high school and that song was on our warm up cd.

i could've lied im such a fool, but i could never ever keep it cool

i kind of really want to not have dreams where my ex's friends tell me i got dumped because im ugly.

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door

YASSS KWEEN SLAY

casimir pulaski day is an incredible song though.