i'll take von trier doing anything at this point.

thats a pretty shitty t-shirt.

i edited, revealing the depths of my cowardice.

with one immaculate shot of gillette shaving gel.

bad.

i've never been excited for anything in my life.

infinity war is gonna be shot in accordance to dogme 95.

if it's not longer than shoah i'm gonna throw a fit.

can't stop… clown will eat me.

there was a solid five months where i played swtor so i think i got the jist of it.

jamie and cersei are just luke and leia, which makes…… jon snow….. the space worm on that asteroid in empire strikes back?

i've never seen the movies.

luke made out with leia once.

*creams*

hold up, what's tits?

i haven't had them in years. no grocery stores around me seem to carry them.

ok i'll bite: what's a game of thrones?

utz crab chips are the best and should in no way be compared to chelsea handler.

yeah that was my takeaway from this. i've never seen it but i heard it's uniquely weird and awesome?

reading the title of that film alone is enough to cause me sever anxiety.