jesse ventura has never been recorded saying "i hate n*ggers" tho.

i have a nice printout of this gentleman getting punched in the face hanging in my cubicle. it brings me comfort in times of stress.

i believe he can see alt-right.

STAY WOKE

h*ck yeah

trump is playing the plucky sidekick.

plus he was right. jimmy washed out of davis and main because he's not cut out for that sort of work.

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS. SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS.

that was real scary there for a minute.

agreed. kanye is still probably the most exciting artist in music today and based on all of his output i would expect this album to be incredible.

*whoosh*

please be careful not to get shot by dick cheney while in wyoming, kanye.

i still quote im a ninja a few times a month tbh.

*whispers*

they're ok

no one who speaks german could be evil.

if i jokingly said 'sounds sexy' would it be original? could i trademark such a revolutionary joke?

i, uh, didn't make it past the first episode of season 4.

https://twitter.com/dashare… they got owned

yep, and it was amazing. https://twitter.com/dashare…