i liked when wendy's tweeted at dasharez0ne and got repeatedly owned.

i'm aware of housing discrimination laws; however, i don't really want to live in a house if the current tenants aren't comfortable with me moving in.

i have a beard. haven't you seen my username?

it's my relationship philosophy, as well.

i'm still pursuing it, but i'm not optimistic.

gennedy/canelo should be a good fight tho

because the house is next door to my current building and i don't want to leave my neighborhood? also the room is large and has its own entrance, so i wouldn't really ever have to see my housemates.

lol when i first moved to providence, i was living with two girls and apparently the landlord had told them i was gay in some sort of reverse three's company move.

when i first saw the list of new mst3k episodes i totally freaked out since i had already seen starcrash and was shocked that for the first time, my love of trash cinema had finally intersected with mst3k.

it's pretty good.

do the guardians of the galaxy fuck?

i went back to my college fraternity and scrawled 'kill cops' on one of the bathroom walls because i was drunk and i had a leftover crack song stuck in my head.

this checks out. i'm skinny as hell and completely miserable at all times.

tickle me elmo

being mean to the spawn of billionaires owns actually.

it was definitely meant as an insult.

i wasn't fatshaming in that comment.

it was at justine's too!

meh, i disagree with this, but chris christie is just a hilarious looking dude, and he like leans into it. i swear the dude thinks that his fat makes him tony soprano or some shit.

"net neutrality is the obamacare of the internet. the internet shouldn't run at the speed of the government."