i grew up in the town next to manchester. the people who live there are generally rich as fuck.

great to see that those white collar mansion dwellers are finally catching a break.

*whispers*

What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or darkly?

turns out the aliens were no match for god's simplest creature, the humble tyrannosaurus rex

AND THE TROGDOR COMES

yeah and i heard he eats pussy too.

but you were the producers' second choice if ryan seacrest said no.

what a novel concept.

hillary clinton is a slay kween imo

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broad city, that's that show about white people in new york city, babu!! right?

it's one of the first episodes i ever saw.

the deep state has once again declared war on our nation's thick dads.

it's me, the homer person and this is one simpsons ass situation i have found myself in.

i will have my satisfaction.

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of
lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing
gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning
air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

oh, is this a chance to quote the simpsons in the avclub comment section? better not blow this opportunity.

unfortunately, those folks are still rich.

man i want to give him a nobel prize after this.