anyone who can afford a $12,000 concert ticket deserves to be put up against the wall.

i enjoy listening to feist's version of lover's spit and despairing.

the problem is that local h is a way better band than metallica

i showed that movie to my dad one day and at the end he just said 'thanks for reminding me that i am going to die one day.'

you have understood the reference that i am making.

who knows, maybe during. i am going on a date on saturday for the first time in a couple months so maybe everything will start turning around and everything will be ok.

im gonna play dark souls 2 when i get home from work.

i eat at taco bell once a week tbh.

i'm gonna see it this week finally/

burning hot take: it's easy to root for mike because he's a white guy fighting the mexican cartel.

it's a really disgusting story, but it is one i've told many times.

i got norovirus during spring break sophomore year of college and long story short, there was plenty of vomit, diarrhea and cum that night.

but it's especially adorable because of the scottish accent

her yelping in french in the leanover is one of the cutest sounds i've ever heard a human make.

i just came very close to making a pedophilia joke but i decided that there are some bridges not worth crossing.

it's good enough for me.

I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR TUGBOAT CAPTAIN.

life without buildings is a good band and i want to take a nap.

can't believe that he's a free agent just 3 years after setting the sack franchise record for the baltimore ravens.

i'll be too busy jamming to the jailhouse rock