no lie when i get home from work i will attempt to make a top ten of the 00's excluding rap. it will suck and be difficult.

"Look, whatever prevents Kesha from making music I might accidentally be in a position to hear, I'm okay with."

wasted on the senate floor is really really good.

BLACK SHEEP BOY

i have a fever and i need more cowbell because that is the cure for the fever i currently have,

i, too, am alright with women whose music i don't enjoy being raped.

oooo ooooo i wanna play

lol clap your hands say yeah.

jackie treehorn's name carries a lot of water here. you don't carry shit.

SICK SCENES COMES OUT IN 2 DAYS

55. plus at this point it's good for 2 dem senators.

apparently bannon and peter theil are both big fans of calexit as it changes the electoral math to strongly support republican candidates.

false: schenectady is disgusting.

IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE
AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
THEN IMMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

yeesh yeah i could see that. i dont watch snl because i am a pure boy.

those are pinworms. i had those when i was a kid because i am a disgusting monster of a human being.

my roommate told me that he trims his butt hair and warned me that if i tried it once i would never be able to go back.

yesterday i took a shit and when i went to wipe it turned out that a slimy poop nugget actually had gotten stuck in the hair around my anus.

i still have a list of all the funny jokes that he wrote.

what controversial opinions has leslie jones had that you disagree with?