i too have an itchy asshole.

funny enough, i had tickets to see neutral milk hotel and the national at boston calling back in 2014, but i moved to colorado on a whim and ended up missing the show.

prison.

i turn 26 in about 3 and a half months.

i wouldn't count that.

i liked anchorman 2. also when i saw anchorman 2 i was drunk off my ass at a movie theater the day my first semester of senior year of college ended, so it might have been easy to make me laugh at that particular minute.

that episode works because they aren't the focus.

they seem imported from a different, less funny show.

hot take: every mcpoyle episode of always sunny sucks.

no, he should run with tom waits.

this is a
bummer.
i am not being ironic.
i have
nothing
clever to add.
i wrote a comment on the avclub
today.

but the idea of soulja boy punching chris brown repeatedly makes me happy.

yeah that and call every woman he sees a slut.

i hope he threatens to turn some object sideways and shove it up some fool's ass.

people not named david cronenberg?

i've never seen any fast or furious movies. does the rock ever layeth the smackdown on some jabroni's ass?

more making the argument that you shouldn't rely on republicans to do the right thing.

dope is great.
the movie and drugs.

i watched before sunrise and before sunset back to back yesterday.

i've been listening to it at work everyday for the last couple weeks. it's really funny sometimes, but more often it functions more as background noise.