She is in a no-win situation. If she left him she would have literally nothing. I am certain the Donald will find a way to win the divorce hearings; I mean, if he can deflect anything bad that happens to him…

It seems like Roberto Benigni spent all that work in his life and all people are going to remember him for is his Oscar acceptance. Although if you were unfortunate enough to see him take on Pinocchio you'd understand why his career didn't go too far.

<simpsonmeme>He don't no English? But that's unpossible.</simpsonmeme>

See, this is the type of response we need to something like this. It's sickening to see people go around and say that the UK has an "Islam problem."

"When there was only one set of footprints, it was I that carried you."
"Bullshit, Jesus! Those are obviously MY footprints."

It's a sad state of affairs when certain people hope for really bad things (incidents with massive casualties, economic collapses, breakdowns in foreign relations, etc.) just to prove their points.

One of the worst things about this is that whenever something happens and a bunch of people are dead the extreme right always comes out and says stuff like "shoulda kept the borders closed" or "it's the (whatever derogatory terms for Muslims they use) again!" and don't even show compassion. It's pretty sad when you…

Ha ha ha ha people are dead and the hardcore right is about to erupt. Really fucking funny.

The old VHS tape of Help! and A Hard Day's Night that my parents have was taped off of a free preview of the Disney Channel. The ads in between movies are still intact too. Can you believe that network was a premium channel at one point?

Sorry, no Duane, no dice.

I can legitimately see Trump scream himself awake and then back to sleep each day and stare at his reflection for hours on end each day.

I would love to see the return of Larry Groznic, the man who appreciates the Muppets on a deeper level than you and holds umbrage to various edits on Weird Al Yankovic's Wikipedia page.

We did? That explains a lot.

Remember a few years ago when Toby Keith made that song Made in America and how it sounded kind of like Else by Built to Spill? I like to believe that Toby would chug Miller beer at some Texas ranch while blaring out Pacific Northwest indie rock and completely miss the point.

I went to see Rush during their Clockwork Angels tour. The band is amazing but the fans are really fucking annoying. My brother had to get me out during the encore right as they were gonna start playing the opening to 2112 because he was afraid he was gonna wail on some drunk fan.

The fact that they claim that Muslims love killing gay people is ironic to those people on the right, what with the right having a strong desire to kick "teh gayz" out of the US.

People like to assume that every liberal is going to burn the place down like at Berkeley or that we're going to go full-on Trigglypuff on him. Those are extreme minorities in the liberal movement…minorities that we are trying to distance ourselves from but the hardcore right thinks every single one on the left is…

President Trump really feels at home in Saudi Arabia. After all, women have to enter through the "family entrance" at the McDonald's there so they can leave him alone.

Sonic the Hedgehog fans are among the most fucked up people in the world. I don't know how Sega manages to put up with them.

This would be more interesting if the Bill Clinton robot was one of Duke Phillips' animatronic bears.