Yeah, sure.

When it comes to interviewing people, Conan is the best one in that he feels interested in the guest. He actually watches the movie or show someone is promoting or listens to the music or whatever before talking with someone.

It's annoying as fuck to hear Jon Batiste constantly laughing or chiming in unprompted and with nothing during Colbert's monologues and other jokes. Paul Schaffer at least had a sense of restraint and control over himself.

Well, it is PBS-related, so you know…

We are smarter than that. I hope.

It's important to educate kids about many kinds of people with autism and what they may experience in the world, especially given how autism could impact someone's life at some time. It's also a shame that there are people on a certain end of the political spectrum that insist this is just "libtard indoctrination."

And nachos. And mix and match candy vending machines.

Actually, I'm a sex object. I ask for it and people object.

Well, okay, if that's what you people are going to do.
(drops onto floor, starts shaking randomly)

I was thinking about going to see it but then I saw that the show beforehand was called "Sex. Right. Now."

It's pretty tough to riff on something based on a property so many are familiar with.

Featuring Turkey Volume Guessing Man!!! His powers are completely useless, thus forcing him to roam the world looking for his true purpose. But women do find him appealing.

The Chicken of Tomorrow is my favorite. There's just something amusing about watching a bunch of people inspecting chicks and then one just having a voiceover out of nowhere.

What, no Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies?

But what will they do when they go to Discount Tire Co. and feel as though a tire they bought isn't working well and they have to return it?

Good thing they're not making this based on Alex Jones' works.

I do love how people these days spend more time mocking the xtreem and radikal and #toobular attitudes that people think kids have.

I had never heard of Dot Dot Curve until now. I wish I hadn't heard of them. Thanks a lot. :(

Suicide Squad and a Kevin Hart rabbit winning awards and a show with an award named "#Squad"? This is just all the more proof that kids today are dumb.

Baywatch Nights was like that too. It went from a generic cop show in the first season to a supernatural crime drama in the second season. It was for the best.