Would I love to see Trump do something to unite the nation and improve upon the decaying infrastructure of this country? Absolutely. I would love it if he proved us wrong. But do I think it will happen? Considering how he doesn't know what he's doing and probably has Steve Bannon controlling his every move, I doubt it.

Not to mention he still insists that he got lots of American companies to bring back jobs. Although at least 90% of those jobs were scheduled to be introduced well before Trump was elected. Trump just wants to say he brought them back.

Or the Failing Manhattan Wall.

Hm, let me call customer service.
(Gary Lewis' Everybody Loves a Clown plays while on hold)

I'm more of a fan of the old Conan character Wikibear. They say he was based on an actual toy but I haven't seen the real Wikibear yet.

You're going to have a hard time convincing Trumpers that George Soros isn't to blame for all sorts of things.

A pizza company barging into your life without your permission? I'd expect that out of Papa Razzi's but not Papa John's.

I just stick with Zales. It's endorsed by Wesley Willis.
"Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Zales - it's the diamond sto'."

Tune in next week for the continuation of the recital of the Death of Mary, Queen of Scots sketch. And now Ricky Coogin will explode.

Georgy Porgy is a pretty entertaining song too.

Not as amusing as the scene from Naked Gun 33 1/3.

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure it won't become the Armando Gallaraga of movies.

"The Oscars were the second bigliest failure of the night. Only @nytimes did worse. Embarrassing!"

To be fair, the La La Land camp was at least respectful and didn't get overly upset or anything. You have to respect that they were okay with it. Hey, they still have two major awards.

Or how Brokeback Mountain had a 28-3 lead over Crash.

He's definitely does a whole lot better. That song just sounds like he was tasked to write something for the Troll movie instead of something from the heart.

You have to admire him for all that work he has done over the years. It's amazing as to how someone like him stay active in the movie industry even after breaking probably every bone in his body.

Every time I see things about Suicide Squad I immediately start thinking about that shitty Twenty One Pilots song attached to the soundtrack. Because the movie is shitty.

He treats other adults like trainable children. He deserves the same.

Yes, Serena is the good one. Venus is pretty good too but still.