I'm dropping This Is Us and swapping it with Pitch.

This week we should finally figure out who won the North Carolina governor's election. Fortunately, it is looking more like Roy Cooper will be confirmed as the winner. The funny thing is that after election day Cooper had about 5,000 votes over Pat McCrory and every single move McCrory has tried using for checking…

Donald Trump's behaviors are kind of odd but they're not as odd as when he was on Star Wars.
(cuts to clip of Trump staring seductively at one of Jabba the Hutt's female slaves)

Hopefully one of the Barbies in this movie will have a masculine voice and say that her spider sense is tingling.

I'd be curious as to what the demographics of Trump Singles is like. I bet it's about the same as what you'd see at one of his rallies, if you catch my drift.

I guess I can count nothing but blue cars and not get in trouble now. Thanks!

John Callahan is one of my personal favorites so it's awesome to see that the biopic on his life is finally coming along. Do look up his work but a fair warning, some of it is definitely NSFW and may offend some.

I thought there was an E3 movie. E3: The Extra Testicle.
(spolier: I don't think they showed his extra part.)

Indiana Jones and the Mesothelioma Lawsuit

Speed 8: Dual Climate Zones
Speed 9: Cargo Net

You just don't like Mr. VelJohnson's Style, do you?

I don't know but hopefully they'll have a HSN-like show where you can buy her various novelty bras.

Well, it's better than the Kelly Clarkson Channel or Rachel Platten Channel.

Well, at least one of these cable "reality" shows is being shut down for reasons other than someone molesting kids so that's a plus.

It's okay to wear a hockey jersey at an actual hockey game but when you're wearing it in public like that it makes you look fat.

I can't tell from that shot if he's wearing an Edmonton Oilers jersey but judging by how he wears one almost every day, I'd bet it is one. (I would not be surprised if he moved on to another less popular team, what with the Oil having who might be the NHL's best player)

Good.

"Brenda didn't give Eddie the respect he deserved. Sad! Apologize!"

Heeee shalll beee LeeBronnnnnn…
LeBron sells ball tickets in the city
The city's economy thrives

One time when watching the local news in Raleigh one reporter was at one of Trump's NC rallies. They were playing Funeral For a Friend in the background. Kind of appropriate if anything.