That movie's blantant "interact with the movie" scene makes similar scenes from the Oogieloves movie look sensible in comparison.

The big issue with having two separate bags of cereals is that kids are probably going to rummage through them both at the same time, thus making it really easy for them to be mixed in with each other. It's frustrating if you just want one of the cereals.

The Polynesian sauce is my favorite.

Subway has never been the same since I first had Jersey Mike's. At least Jersey Mike's has fresh meats.

You can't go wrong with Five Guys' burgers. It takes a bit for them to be ready but they at least put in more effort into making burgers than what most other places have. Not to mention the burger and bun are shaped in proportion with one another for a change.

I read this as country singer Scotty McCreary joining the western. He's a teenager who sounds like he's in his forties.

I am willing to bet at least half the calls were people who were about to say something but got all huffy and were all like "Where's Miss Cleo? I called the hotline and I expect to speak with Miss Cleo."

How appropriate - right as I click on the link to this story to say something about it, my computer freezes up and it takes about 15 minutes for it to start up with the online connection getting back up again.

Whoa, let's not start calling Larry the Cable Guy a "comedian."

"I haven't seen her laugh this much since the George Zimmerman verdict!"

It was pretty clear that the people at the event were more interested in mocking the other guests. Rob Lowe is not necessarily easy to roast, what with the fact that just about everything about him was the same goddamn reference to sex tapes and underage girls.

The Onion parodied the concept a few years ago with a story about Subway offering two foot-long subs for $9.11 (there was one location in California that actually honored it!). Are we really going to get to the point where such a thing becomes real without satire?

My picks are as follows:
Timeless
This Is Us
American Housewife
Speechless
The Real O'Neals

When I was younger I thought the Lovin Spoonful's Do You Believe In Magic was a cover of a McDonald's jingle.

As shitty as Michael Bolton and Kenny G's music is, it is at least easy to digest. The same cannot be said for later-period Phil Collins or much of Bryan Adams' work or Steve Perry's solo work.

I read recently that Ann Coulter is part of that Comedy Central Rob Lowe roast…and that according to those at the taping, the insults she got are even more vitriolic and hostile than what the guest of honor got. Sounds very appropriate if anything.
(Peyton Manning said he wasn't the only winning athlete there…Coulter…

Fun fact: Most people who use the "socialist" argument don't know what socialism is.

How often do you cath?

About two or three of my shifts at work each week are at 5am. When I watch the 4am news while getting ready, many of the ads are for Colonial Penn Life Insurance (featuring Alex Trebek) or for bankruptcy attorneys. It's commercials like these (plus the ads for mesothelioma lawyers, culinary institutes, class action…

This is almost as dumb as the time I was in Star Wars!