"Leslie Jones is on the next Match Game."
"That's bad."
"But Jack McBrayer is on the next Match Game too."
"That's good."
"Josh Charles is also on the next Match Game."
"…"
"I can't tell either."

I am torn in terms of what to think about the movie. On one hand I want to see it succeed so all those meninists and hardcore conservatives can fuck off. On the other hand I want to see it fail so the remake/reboot train will experience a huge blow. I can't say I have been on the fence for a movie in what seems like…

Most hashtags are questionable in nature though. And they're easy to mock too.

There was a parody one of these in the first Rick and Morty DVD set. It's about the need to follow the one true Morty. If you don't stay obedient, you could kill your parents while your sister does heroin. That's what the books of Mortylations, Psalmortys and Beyond the Garage say.

Fucking seriously, dude? I bet you didn't read the article.

The people who vote for Johnson or Stein are pretty much doing it out of protest. You know these people have no shot of winning, right?

The biggest problem is that many of these hashtags are trendy statements and that people who retweet them probably don't know much about the candidates they claim they are supporting. Although you could probably say the same about lots of people in the past hundred-plus years who have worn campaign buttons, posted…

I bet they just thought it was going to be a Paul Blart ripoff.

The first Harold and Kumar movie was very entertaining but I don't think it was necessary to go out with two more movies. Although Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious as a sex fiend caricature of himself.

I take it Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest Dad or God Bless America might be a little too dark for the list. Those two do a great job with making you feel extremely uncomfortable as you're laughing. Although World's Greatest Dad might make some people uncomfortable given the circumstances of Robin Williams' death.

I totally forgot about Observe and Report. It's like if Paul Blart Mall Cop was a dark comedy (and also good)

It is certainly a hell of a lot better than some of those other comedies from the start of the raunchy R era of comedies.

This is a list for intentional comedies.

Quiet! I don't want you to watch the other bitches up.

Bill Murray's cameo in Zombieland was the hardest I've laughed in a movie theater in my lifetime. (i was so glad i did not know he was in it when i first saw the movie; i knew there was a big cameo but i did not know who it was for. the statute of limitations on informing people has expired btw)

Knocked Up is a good 90 minute movie unnecessarily stretched to 130 minutes. You could say that about lots of Apatow movies (Bridesmaids being the exception)

This list reminds me of just how difficult it is to make a good comedy. It is harder to make a good comedy than a good drama simply because you can't just come up with silly jokes and expect them to work. You have to create a good atmosphere for the jokes and have actors who are convincing enough to pull off the jokes.

Jared Fogle also enjoyed Jared Fogle's antics. Look what happened to him.

So what causes dance mania to occur? It is just that need to feel the beat or what? Because if it is then I'm surprised there haven't been lots of deaths at those EDM festivals (although those deaths would probably come from other causes if you catch my drift)

Ira Kaplan's takedown of the Kars 4 Kids jingle was still spot on. Check that out if you haven't read it.