What incarnation of Madonna do you think Tituss Burgess identifies with? Remember, there are wrong answers.

I want to believe that the year's going to get better. It has to….right?

Figures. Well, one thing is for certain in that the NRA is really quiet. Just like it was for a few days after Sandy Hook. I wonder why…

So, how long will it be before those "ban all gun-free zone" people start coming out of the woodwork?

The 'Bean is already grim enough as it is. Crankshaft is almost as grim.

I'd definitely be interested in seeing what artists they get each month. It appears they get different artists on a monthly basis. It's fun to get different perspectives on occasion.

Okay, I get it. Gritty reboots are not always necessary. You make a great point but you've already made it well enough and there's nothing new to explore. Got any new points you'd like to state?

This is all from hate-watching…right?

I just saw her on Conan. Apparently she can identify things on people based on whether they were breast fed or whatever. She asked Conan about if he was breast fed and he had a great response - "I'm from a family where we don't bring up sensitive shit."

But he's been to Dubai, Acapulco, Cancun, Tokyo, etc. Sure, we don't know what he did in those places but we at least know he went there.

So does this mean Mike Portnoy is a lizard-horse hybrid?

He looks an awful lot like David Letterman.

On a related note, the first Congressional incumbent to lose a primary came about last night, and she happens to be in my district. Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) lost last night and didn't event get half as many votes as competitor George Holding.

Although there are a few bands in the mainstream that continue to make it, I'd like to see progressive rock make a comeback. Let's go outside the box with our music, shall we?

Sounds like a silly lawsuit, but I would have totally supported Ellen had she sued Jerry Falwell all those years ago when he called her "Ellen Degenerate."

It's all around the place but Funny Little Frog is one of my favorites of theirs.

I thought they were more into feet.

I always thought that the MRA concept was some overly elaborate experimental performance art piece. I guess I was wrong….really wrong.

Hopefully they'll pay tribute to Robin Williams with a little rap midway through.

(opens door)
Sir, are you playing with your Finn and Poe action figures?