It never ceases to amaze me how the CGI in a movie from 20 years ago looks better than the CGI we have today.

I saw Black Dynamite when it was in its initial theatrical run at a two-screen cinema in Raleigh in a strip mall right next door to a Food Lion. Between the flat setting and the carpeted walls, the dubious location of the theater and the old film reel projector, this was by far the perfect way to experience a…

I'm glad I got to see both Drive Angry and Piranha in 3D at the theater. Those are the only two movies I've seen where the 3D actually felt necessary. There's also something just plain magical about watching boobs pop up out of the screen (and a man's severed schlong at one point)

Call within the next 30 minutes to hear me say thanks to one of the most noteworthy figures in entrepreneurial history. Get your credit card number out!

Every time I drive through Fuquay-Varina, I always see that sign for Bob Barker Detention Supplies. I've always wondered why he'd want to sell shaving razors that break apart if you tamper with them.

Watching commercials for mesothelioma lawsuits, personal injury lawyers, diabetes testing supplies, catheters, Medicare/Medicaid stuff and online institutes on the TV at the break room at the workplace make me glad I have a job. And that I'm not old as fuck.

I'm surprised that SJWs can stay active, given how they have to resort to writing their screeds on library computers. After all, it is not like they can afford to get online access at home, what with them being unemployable and their parents restricting their online access because they think it'll encourage them to at…

There's a monster difference between a person who supports social justice and a social justice warrior. The SJW is offended by everything and takes personal affront to anything while the regular supporter just wants to help people.

A Talking Keanu!?!

Troy Aikman's lustful and possibly CTE-inspired broadcasting career is pretty funny too.

This reminded me of that show FS1 tried with Regis that attempted to have fun with sports. Didn't work out well…but I did like their regular segments about punters.

Considering the animosity between those two guys from GOOMF, I doubt that will happen.

I saw a ComedyWorx show in Raleigh a few years ago. It was okay. Nothing really memorable. Plus most of the things I wanted to see them do weren't family friendly.

I thought you were going to say something about the Breitbart people saying that she's trying to start a race war. Then again, I think it's implied that's what they would say.

I've always liked how instead of using the easy diabeetis route for their Wilfrord Brimley gags they focus more on how he's a clear loner/hardcore right-winger who's got a big compound in Montana. "You won't be hearing 'happy holidays' where I live, gawdammut."

I don't care what you think, that right there's funny.

The Animation Damnation and mailbag episodes are great to check out too. There's lots of fun stories about having a physical distress in the theater, bad movie date experiences and what the Bee Movie Podcast would sound like.

Yeah, I think it's time for NBC to hang the show up. At least give the show one or two years off for retooling. It's bad enough the show is really predictable and forgettable but this just screams desperation. Then again, having Trump host was a sign of desperation in its own right.

I've found that you can easily get it at your local World Market. For some reason it was in vending machines at the monorail stations in Las Vegas when I went there a few months ago.

I don't recall how Ecto Cooler tastes so I'll have to try it again. Unfortunately, I didn't remember what Surge tasted like until after it came back and it turns out it tastes like what I would assume camel piss tastes like. Here's hoping Ecto Cooler is better.