He gon wanna take mah guns! - 90 percent of Republicans

I agree that there's never be another Letterman, but let's let him enjoy his retirement in peace. Colbert is still pretty entertaining and considering the alternatives is a better option than what's out there right now (you could say the same about Conan too)

It is true though, Major League Baseball has been spying on people all over the world.

The toppings contain MSG and may or may not contain old dust from machines at the Blue Bell Ice Cream factory.

I'm pretty sure Harry Shearer would agree with you on that.

Or you can just do like me and go to the movies at 10pm when very few people are there. It's perfect for those like myself who have developed a serious disdain for other people.

Well, obviously. But seriously, what do you REALLY think about Hatey McStumpyhands?

I'll just go to the Lego store at the mall, buy a few pounds of pink bricks and make my own Prismo, thank you.

Just because you say the word fuck over and over again doesn't mean it's automatically funny. You have to put effort into it…something the people behind this app didn't do. Not every instance is like Steve Martin in Planes Trains and Automobiles.

I was kind of worried that the show wouldn't be as great in its second season but the ideas of Kimmy being thrilled over a Christmas year-round store and doing coke with Sesame Street impersonators clearly show that they're still all in. I can't wait to see what happens especially now that this season was desired…

I'm more interested in seeing how they resolve the last 15 or so seconds of the last season (i won't spoil it but i will say it involves a huge secret)

Judging by her treatment of Casey Anthony, or the "Tot Mom" as she called her, i don't think she ever learned.

Living not too far off in Raleigh, I know that Durham is still relatively fragmented to this day. We have the beautiful and festive American Tobacco district that features plenty of fine office spaces and dining spots plus the Durham Performing Arts Center and the Durham Bulls' ballpark. There's also the Southpoint…

"There are no Edward Murrows anymore. All the Walter Cronkites are gone."

The Turbo Grafx 16 is one of the most underrated retro game consoles ever. It's simple in its design but it has so many classics. Of course, there's loads of Engrish on many of the games but that's part of the charm.

So if he has amnesia then it would be tough for him to figure out at first why the moon has a big chunk in it and has the letters CH on it too.

Are you playing Knifey-Spooney again?

Serious when compared with other stuff he's done I guess? He was like the comical figure in Hugo but it was exceptionally toned down to where he still fit in well.

A small glove for small hands? It's like the writers (and Toobin) are oracles!

It's amazing how the show can go on for so long. I guess you might say it's a kind of magic.