Me too. Also, Local Business isn't as strong as the other three but it is definitely worthwhile. My Eating Disorder is one of the most intense songs they've ever made.

Patrick Stickles didn't always have that beard. He looked like some dopey teenager without it a few years back so he pretty much grew it to make him look older.

It's a good one and all but in all honesty, firework should be plural.

I'm kinda surprised that Sarah Palin hasn't created a reality series where the winner gets to be her running mate for the presidency on some third party campaign.

The song will stick in your head for years though so you have to give it credit for that.

I'm surprised we never saw a writeup on this site about the guy who played the voice of Charlie Brown on a few 1960s television specials going to jail for a few years for making dangerous threats. At least that's what I think the judge in his case said, the judge sounded like a horn.

Katie is still pretty entertaining. Then again, she is Future Schlock from Everything is Terrible so the fact that she's entertaining should not come as much of a surprise.

Don't forget the extremely young child who is more verbose than children his age! And he will have a voice somewhat similar to Jeff Garcia's.

I liked Michelangelo when I was younger; then again, my first name is Michael so I guess it was easy. However, after further analysis he's become my least favorite for being a clear Poochie-like character. He also kinda made it so every character named Michael has to be Mikey the radikal and toobular dude, which was…

The dong is the official currency of Vietnam. That's another good one.

Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to store cookies in it as it would lose value if you did that.

Star Wars oranges? You know, I'm surprised we haven't seen Star Wars fruitcakes yet. Christmas is coming, and Star Wars can mix with the most stereotypical holiday gift of all. You can make it into a droid shape.

Star Wars oranges? You know, I'm surprised we haven't seen Star Wars fruitcakes yet. Christmas is coming, and Star Wars can mix with the most stereotypical holiday gift of all. You can make it into a droid shape.

Please Sue the Internet, Bill Watterson

I thought Willow Smith was nuts. But she's really, really, REALLY nuts.

Oh, it's just unemployed overweight men with neckbeards feeling that any woman who succeeds is going to threaten their livelihoods. The best part is that you don't have to worry about them when you're traveling outside the home because it's not like they're gonna go anywhere.

Samantha Bee would tell you that they have trolls in Canada too and then apologize for being so nice and punctual when telling people about this.

Fair point. I should have known.

You do realize that the Whip/Nae Nae song doesn't contribute shit to anything, right? All it is comes from some teenager telling you to do assorted dances without even giving you anything new.

I really like what one of the guys on the We Hate Movies podcast said about Netflix recently - they will greenlight anything. One minute they will greenlight stuff like House of Cards, Master of None, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and assorted standup specials, the next minute they greenlight Full House and Care Bears…