If you were white then you can remove Chip Kelly from that list. DeMarco Murray hasn't done shit and he's probably really disappointed over Riley Cooper's lack of production.

Fun fact: Rex Ryan may have a picture of his wife's feet in his office.

The first few seconds of Smash Mouth's 'Can't Get Enough of You Baby' should be included too.

You're right!

It's because they're all psyched up for their toobular Ecto Cooler recipez.

He would do anything to support it…but he won't do that.

Come on, it's time to get rid of the GJI segment (or at least push it back to a weekly thing). You realize that the odds of being able to mine quality online content from random sites while narrowing your way through mine fields of shit is 45,394 to 3, right?

It's not gonna be just any explosion. It's gonna be a Trump explosion. It's gonna be HUOOOOGE!

"It’s 2015 and there’s still a professional football team called “The Redskins.” Well done America."

DeviantArt would like a word with you. There's 20,000 Sonic fetish artists for every good artist there.

The Target one was hilarious.

You know, if people are going to keep on making 1989 covers then someone needs to please step in and do a Wesley Willis version.

Local H kinda did the whole rock version of pop hit thing years before this with that cover of Britney Spears' Toxic. They revisited it recently with their cover of Lorde's Team too.

One great point he makes is that the audience for one of his old Dutch films (Spetters) was substantially more receptive to it than the audiences for Showgirls were. I bet Showgirls must have done a whole lot better from a box office standpoint in Europe; that part of the world is known for being open to films with…

Just watch where you do it! I hear everyone in Vegas got AIDS and shit.

The challenge with Robert Pollard is finding just the right stuff to listen to. He's a compulsive recorder who will release anything!

I wonder why all the people in that commercial had massive heads that made them look like Pops from Regular Show.

I wonder why they keep using the name Michael for half of these random characters throughout the series.

Don't you think a penile attachment would be a step up from the original penis?

Who do you have as your NFL survivor pick?