You think you're so cool because you can go out there and buy pizza without people staring at you, wondering why you're a giant goddamn turtle?

Kneehigh Court; that's a classic one.

When I'm getting ready to travel with someone by car:

(waits for threads packed with Simpsons quotes)

Harvey Danger is not sick at the moment. Still, he is not well.

Meredith Brooks is such a bitch.

It makes Delgo and Doogal look amazing in comparison. (although the history behind Doogal is extremely complicated)

I can't tell if Sean Connery dodged a bullet by not starring as Raiden in this movie. I kinda question if he could have pulled off the part and there are so many things in this movie that are a total mess but at the same time this movie isn't as bad as it seems overall.

Man, talk about moobs on that corset pic!

No, but I think Kid Vid is still being radikal and toobular.

No wonder why he still had that pair of massive pants - he wanted those kids to play in them. They could easily fit in each leg you know.

This is why so many people are flocking to overseas sportsbooks licensed in Canada, the Caribbean and Europe. You'd be amazed at the number of sportsbooks online that will take in Americans with no questions asked (i admit to having an account on one of these sites…it's for football for the most part but it's a…

Not to mention the guy who runs the show ripped off lots of people from a crowdfunding site of tens of thousands of dollars on a godawful game show that isn't even finished and probably never will be. Plus he doesn't bother to pay his cronies (most of which have as much talent as he does, if you catch my drift).

"So the other day I was at one of my KFC locations and I saw someone on the side of the drive-thru coming up to me and he asked me something - 'Ehhhhh…..got any gum?'

But Old Spice causes a second sun to come out when you use it. That's what is causing global warming you know.
Double Sun POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

Good grief, I get that the new Peanuts movie is different from the Peanuts stuff we're all used to, but is there really something wrong with a different vision of something? I'll pass judgment on the movie until after I actually see it.

Now I wanna travel to Butt Drugs in southern Indiana outside Louisville!

I really like how it totally warps the clip show aesthetic into something you never expect. It's the most I've seen a show do that since the old Clerks cartoon had a clip show…during its second episode!

Talking about getting ready for the next decade? Reminds me of the Village People's Ready For the Eighties…except the Escape Club did it better and made something memorable.

Yeah, but unlike Sean Connery turning down the Matrix, Will Smith is still an A-list star who hasn't been jaded by the modern film industry.