BREAKING NEWS, 7 AUGUST 2017
Donald Trump has been uncharacteristically quiet in recent days, making no public appearances or Tweeting. A senior White House official told the New York Times that the President spends his days in the East Wing watching Fox News, autofellating, and sending out for Cheetos and lip balm.

It's great that LBJ is getting some film attention in recent years. So much more interesting and effective a politican than JFK ever was.

It's been out in some countries for about a month or so. Tastes about halfway between Zero and regular Coke.

JWCU NEWS: BREAKING
A further 200 people have died of gunshot wounds in a spate of incidents police are calling a 'revenge spree.' They are not commenting on an incident in which a similar suspect was on a bus which couldn't slow down.

That's because NYC is this guy:
http://www.standard.co.uk/n…

Don't askwoggle, don't tellwoggle

"That'll do, pigs."

By party order, Dems may only stay at the Watergate from now until the midterms.

This is the first time that a Lindelof plotline has ever been concluded.

This is 0.4 of one joke.

The fact that this exists prompts me to ask: when was the AV Club's cool moment? Because I think it was cool at some point, and then it wasn't, and now we're here.
It was when the OG writers were still around, right? There must have been a few years in that period where it was doing stuff that others weren't and…

He REALLY seems like the kind of guy who died of an OD in the '90s. He's the archetype of OD'ing, and yet here he is, still being alive and whatnot.

I'M GREEN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE

You Only Live Once = no healing: a special mod is used to prevent
the game healing you inadvertently and prevents healing items from
working. Basically damage is permanent, so you have to do the whole game
on one life. I did it on Easy first, then completed it on Hard (finished yesterday). Tried
on Survival but the…

I've done Fallout 4 doing only explosives, only melee, only punching, and not killing anything at all (can't finish it that way though). I'm doing a YOLO run right now.

If you're in an environment where practicality is more important than how you look, they're fine.
If you're in an environment where how you look is highly commented on, you're probably just wearing them to make a statement.

"And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever took on…
Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and that 50 ft magnifying
glass, and the escalator to nowhere."

"I saw a war movie and people DIED IN IT, zero stars!"

Of course that photo is absolutely, inevitably what Tarantino would end up looking like. His entire life has been leading up to the point where he looks like a movie villain who does weird experiments.

Crime-as-empowerment narratives become outdated when the group they depict become recognized as individuals rather than archetypes. Individuals can be held responsible for their choices, while archetypes merely serve as hollow symbols.