It was going fine until it got busted by Hot Cops.

So you still like the stuff you enjoyed when you were a kid. That's fine, but you don't have to write a term paper on it. At this point you're just rationalizing something that resists rationalization.

That's the Parham position. In the Fulham, you also use your arms.

Except for (a) having a baby or (b) freedom of the press, the two things they did there

Sweet merciful crap… Rachel McAdams' monologue at the start was so stagey and contrived. The pauses and the cigarette just made it more cliched.

Speed the video up 5x and the patterns of play become much easier to understand.

I always get Todd Luiso mixed up with Jonathan Slavin (Phil from 'Better Off Ted').

Jerry Stiller, same age: http://i.imgur.com/xj5N0lo.png

Hey toots, lemme see a smile. There ya go. Ya look a million bucks.

I really liked this show — The schedenfreude was unalloyed, as it should be.
I dislike most reality shows because they're so duplicitous and self-righteous about their own format, but this show's exploitation was out in the open. If it were written a little better, it would have be presented as parody and shielded…

Saturday Night Live S33-34 (2007-9)
Season 33 was just 12 episodes long because of the writers' strike. The season was dominated by the 2008 primaries with Obama, (Hilary) Clinton, Huckabee, Dodd, and McCain popping up. A depressing number of cold opens with ensemble panels of interchangeable dudes with grey hair. A…

Here's a tip: get some genitals, you can do many things with them

*toe the line
*seized as an opportunity

Saturday Night Live, seasons 29-30 (2004-5)

This is called an ad hominem attack for those following at home.

I like Louis CK but it's pretty clear that he barely scraped through high school. I know he doesn't genuinely believe everything that he says, but he says it with the tacit assumption that his audience is generally foolish enough to consider really stupid ideas as germane. He has no real scientific or historical…

Any excuse to trot out the Poehler story again. I thought that died of overuse in 2014, but here it is again, as free of insight and context as ever.

Finally got around to watching The Imitation Game, and it was as maudlin and pandering as I feared. I like Cumberbatch in most things but this film was made for old ladies who require every character to be either awful or lovely.

This episode put a lot of other Louie episodes into perspective for me: he's telling all these vulnerable stories normally only told by women. The disconnect is that he's a man and isn't able to fully inhabit being a man, so he fails again and again. He's unable to fulfill the protagonist role for us and we're…

That first segment was just a vehicle for Louie to do some Woody Allen shit.