"Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood!"

Around the holidays I like to put a bunch of old Xmas songs on and play GTA 4. It's nice to listen to "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" while mowing down pedestrians and dodging police cars, and hearing Eartha Kitt sing, "A '54 convertible too, light blue" is validating when you've just pulled a guy out of a car and…

I'll allow it

What the hell accent do you have that 'rise' and 'Rhys' are homonyms?

An illusion is something Jesse Eisenberg does for money… or cocaine.

They were his, but since I bought them at auction they are now mine and have their own shelf in the fridge.

Even if it's just bits of a fetus. If she wasn't smart enough to close her eyes while I was working my meat tenderizer, she's not worth dating.

Plotwise, it's unbalanced when the American characters are played for fools by local warlords orchestrating complex plans. I'd buy a Black Hawk Down stomped-to-death-in-the-streets situation like they did earlier in the season, but sneaky embassy heists with a ton of moving parts is insulting. The writers have a…

I started watching every episode of SNL from 1991 (S17) to 2004 (S29). 2004 is when I began watching as it happened.

Metallophobia! He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

Is this more 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' or 'Down With Love'?

This show will be Ground Zero for people who like to shout WOOOOOOOOOOOOO instead of applauding.

Sorkin's greatest weakness is in constantly positioning his characters on the moral side of every fight so he can write sermons instead of dialogue.

Number Painter.
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I drop round to my daughter's house, look at her framed pictures of spoons, mention I have breast cancer, and try not to be grossed out by her weird future husband.

I'm getting that ol' Vice Magazine feeling where you think, am I too old to lash out against perceived authoritarian injustices anymore? No — it's the children who are wrong.

Dickie Greenleaf's personal effects in The Talented Mr Ripley were beautiful and carefully-selected objects of desire, and I'd be glad to have any of them.

You don't want many, once you have three or four it just becomes a preservation exercise and they don't feel as special individually anymore

You can't see it in this shot, but he's actually crossing the Delaware.

We couldn't put out the fire