Man…
Mt. Dew is da BOMB! Better than this alcoholic stuffs.

Bu… Bu…
Where's "Inventory"?

Did you say COS?

Explosions?
Those never get old. I may need to get it.

Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff.
Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff,
stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff.

I reply, reply.
Reply and reply, doth I.
I truly reply.

I can write poems!
Japanese haiku, of course.
I am pretty good.

That's OVER 900!!

Because it was insanely scary. I hid under my sofa. And it only has half an inch of space below it.

You're all wrong!

I GOT IT!
Butler did it.

It's about…
Nuclear zombies. Which are in lots of video games that take place in the 50s, 60s, or early 70s.

Know what I'm gonna do now?
I'm just gonna go into a magic kitchen and eat as many cookies as I want.