PlentimawFish, I think the only single from Abbey Road's second side is "Here Comes The Sun", but I could be wrong about that. That one long song is pretty much a spectacular mashup of awesome, ending with Ringo's only drum solo and the other three boys trading guitar solos one after the other for the…*sniff* last…

Good call, guys…"Little Wing" and "Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad" are absolutely my choices from that album, with "Anyday" at a close third.

There's a difference between technical skill and composing/playing the exact parts that are appropriate effectively. Ringo has the latter if not too much of the former, while guys like Peart are accused of too much of the former and not enough of the latter.

The Police has "Peanuts" from the first album and "It's Alright for You" from the second.

"Effigy" is a great, great song, as is "Walk on the Water" from the first album. My favorite, though, has to be "(Wish I Could) Hideaway" from Pendulum.

R.E.M.: "Crazy", "Gardening At Night" and practically everything from Murmur except "Radio Free Europe."

"Supernaut" is a pretty great track from Sabbath Vol. 4, but "The Writ" is my favorite unknown track from their fairly awesome unknown album, "Sabotage".

I'll second "Loving Cup" for the Stones or practically anything from "Between the Buttons". Also, "Citadel".

I'll second "Loving Cup" for the Stones or practically anything from "Between the Buttons". Also, "Citadel".

I'll second "Loving Cup" for the Stones or practically anything from "Between the Buttons". Also, "Citadel".

If it takes less than 10 minutes, Mcgee, you're not spending the time with your penis that it deserves. You have to romance it a little, my friend.

It's never about how much scratch you make, dudes. That's so pig-fucking capitalist. It's about how many faces were approximately rocked right the fuck off.

Oh, I guess I'm jerking this guy off.

Auld Thymer, that's some serious Biblical revisionism if I've ever seen it. Way to put a nice spin on that story. However, it's pretty obvious the lesson of that story is to obey God, regardless of what batshit crazy stuff He tells you to do…even if it's the most abhorrent thing imaginable, like infanticide. Just…

Still holding out for Bigfoot and Wildboy.

He did rape the sass right out of her, you have to admit.

That's what makes the Abraham and Isaac story one of the most disturbing and ridiculous tales in the good book. If God told me to kill my son, well…fuck you, with all due respect.

Enough, astro, just enough. It was awesome…but I still don't know how the two nicest guys in the galaxy came to blows. It's like Lex turned an asshole beam on those two boyscouts and suddenly they turned into the drunkest guys at the party.

Then close with "…and take this with as many grains of salt as you like, but the brown acid circulating is not particularly good. But it's your trip, so be my guest…"

Is Alan Ladd still around, and, if so, available for future chair breakings? This would be good to know.