*A-Team assembly montage of super gauntlet which culminates in goblet crushage*

Imagine the Empire brought to it's knees by an army of heartplugged eunuchs and radiator ladies.

American Werewolf in London is still the best werewolf film of all time. Masterful how he manages to shift tone from horror to comedy so effortlessly.

Phantasm has the flying ball that digs into your head and pisses out your blood from the other end. I remember little else, except a creepy tall guy, a demon bug killed in the garbage disposal and midgets from another dimension. That's enough…I need to revisit.

Just a slight correction…Yoko Ono is not on the music side.

Seriously, you people need to elaborate. What the fuck is Beyonce doing in a Home Depot? If you had people doing all manner of shit for you, why would you ever enter the Temple of Menials?

"David Prowse IS Darth Vader." Totally the way that dude signs his autograph.

If you had met Skip Bittman, we would be impressed.

Peter Buck, anyone?

In every interview and article, Grohl just comes off like such a nice, grounded guy. Does she really think she's got the mojo to turn the masses against him? Ah, to be that deluded…

However, insane whore that she is, Courtney is still more talented than Yoko, even if Kurt wrote Live Through This.

Baseball batting motherfuckers should be all you're doing, ZMF.

Actually "All alone is all we are."

They're all made up, Pubes. Oh, sky cake…why are you so delicious?

Speaking of quirky, can I derail this and ask when someone is going to man up and make an Earthworm Jim movie already?

Roger is the guy who rocks the homunculus the hardest. Hellboy III, please. Make it. Or just put him in The Hobbit with the trolls…no one will complain.

Have't you guys figured out that normal adult males are fucking boring? They play golf, for fuck's sake. Why would they want to see an interesting film?

"…but it's also bleak to think we're alone and beyond intervention."
You're right, because there's so much evidence that something divine might intervene and protect us from all the scary bad stuff…like getting kidnapped and spending years in some nutbag's backyard birthing his pedo-spawn, or having the building we…

Having a 20 year old body is great. Having a 20 year old mind and less than half that of real adult experiences sucks ass. If you take care of your body and your credit rating and make a few good decisions, life only gets better…and I'm not even 40 yet. Around 35-40, a lot of adults (not all) get more wise,…

"This is going to be…extremely painful, Mr. Verrill."