I know it doesn't bring back any of the dead, but I truly hope this was just a tragic accident.

Um… my dad?

WoooooOOOOO!

I mean, Corgan is a mega douche and deserves the hate he gets personally, but the music he made for most of the 90s was undeniably amazing.

There are so many Pumpkins songs from Gish-Mellon Collie that could qualify but the two that really stand out to me are "Cherub Rock" and "The Aeroplane Flies High" which is an 8 minute epic that's mostly guitar solo.

Which part of Knights of Cydonia? The majority of that song could qualify.

There really needs to be an episode next season where Dennis sues a woman for not having sex with him.

*Puts on fedora, makes chattering noise*

Are you kidding? That boy made it RAIN!

Now you just made an enemy for life.

You ever play Arkham Asylum? The Killer Croc level tells you all you need to know.

"No, my dude, we don't hate men. We…. LIKE you.
- A. A. Dowd

The most specific case of Tourette's ever

I tend to conceptualize depression as a virus. Just like a virus goes in a rewrites your cells' DNA, depression rewrites your normal thought patterns and turns them into something that only makes the depression stronger and stronger.

We do what's called QPR here. The intro video for our training has Carrie Fisher in it. It's… much sadder now.

Also, if you have concerns that someone might being considering suicide, don't be afraid to ask them about it. You will not put an idea in their head that they don't already have. Sometimes it's a big relief to have someone actually ask you about it.

Glad to hear that one outreach was enough to get you going one more day. Sometimes with my clients that's the best I can hope for. One more day, one more week…

Just remember there is ALWAYS someone to talk to. Depression lies, it tells you no one cares. Don't believe it.

Nah, not really. I've been exceptionally uncool for 33 years, why stop now?

I'm not into drugs at all, but I think I might want to try some of this super-cocaine the ad execs have been snorting lately.