Running with Scissors was such a great album.

Ahem, that was Indiana, not Illinois, thank you very much.

I saw this movie, called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

Was there a less than gushing article about Taylor Swift that got pulled? Because if so, she has agents everywhere, doesn't she?

Angel's the character who made me realize that Alfred Kinsey was totally right about sexuality being a continuum.

When the 20th anniversary of Angel hits, can we get some Lorne suits up in here?

I dunno, I'm pretty sure the Bible's explicit about gouging someone's eye out with your thumb if someone hasn't gouged your eye out with their thumb first as being a sin.

Before he was a character, he was so well known for being such a horrid fucking prick he decided to make bank on it and create the "Mr. McMahon" character to capitalize on it.

So basically, if you're caught looking on a strike you're good, but if you whiff while really swinging for the bleachers, you gone.

Looks like the three strikes law, specifically designed to put people of color behind bars for a long time for piddly shit.

Looks like the three strikes law, specifically designed to put people of color behind bars for a long time for piddly shit.

Hey, he's even liked some of my tweets. We're buddies.

He comes off as the most kind-hearted, genuine guy. I've been following him for a few years and he has such a rapport with his fans that you rarely see.

To celebrate, there will be a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.

BM in the PM
She does a BM in the PM
Not number 1, number 2
A potpourri for you and me, yeah

My boss once got me a Bazinga shirt and started referring to me as the "office Sheldon." It then seemed to take because she then began treating me like I actually had all of Sheldon's mannerisms and well, our professional relationship went downhill pretty fast.

I'm not going to lie, I started singing Becky Lynch's theme song right before it officially started. That was a pretty great moment, even if she ended up losing.

I appreciate your courage.

*Take bite*

Yeah, I probably had it coming.