“I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it"

It was less the specific type of woman and more the fact that that was the only type being featured. Basically men being told, this is it guys, the perfect woman!

Because it got to a point where the only women in Playboy were identical fake-blonde, dead-eyed, fake-boobed, completely shaved airbrushed into oblivion clones. Variety is the spice of life.

Who doesn't love cokehead porn?

Hmmm… ladies with hair dyed delightful colors and actual ink on their skin or ladies with hair dyed platinum blonde with airbrush paint added to the photo afterwards… which would I rather see?

Well now it's his son publishing them, so who knows, maybe discussing how the nudity Playboy did before was outdated means he actually will try to make the magazine have less of a creepy-old man jacking off vibe.

You gotta hand it to Sprint. They managed the impossible and made the "Can You Hear Me Now Guy" even more insufferable. That takes talent.

My dog, whose name is also Link, has the full name Lincoln A. Soros or Linkasaurus if said really quickly. Based on some comments I've seen on Twitter and some site called "World News Daily" apparently he's responsible for all sorts of left-wing conspiracies.

Considering they reference Will's sister Nancy, I think they're combining Will and Mike into one character.

Correction: Born-again Christian MMA fighter, kicking ass for God!

I loved the original as an 11-year-old because it fit nicely into my somewhat OCD need to have my heroes be color/animal-coded.

In high school and college I drove my grandmother's 1993 Olds.

It got people to mention his name for the first time since he did that music video exclusively for PornHub, so… yeah, probably.

Is it maybe…maaayybee possible that Coolio's making this up?

There needs to be a "For Our Consideration" about how Rockford Files is cool, but there are some things we'd change if it were up to us.

Yeah, that one bugged me too and I've been called an SJW a fair amount in my day. I know plenty of women who have put that song on after a bad breakup. It's pretty gender neutral.

Illinois has been that way for a few years because there are distribution centers here. It wouldn't bother me so much if I had even the tiniest iota of faith that the state government would spend our tax dollars wisely.

I am so glad this is turning out to be really good. It seems like separating itself from the increasingly convoluted storyline that made 5 and 6 (and all the spin-offs) such a drag is helping turn this into something fun and original.

You'll be hearing from Jabba's lawyers for that slur, sir.

While the joke may not have been in the greatest of taste, it was another example of the joke not being on the child.