Maybe this will end the end the baffling trend of using the word 'fire' as an adjective? I remember like two years ago when my 20 year old pot dealer came over and said 'this shit is FIRE!' I was sure that something so dumb could not last long enough to worry about. Starting to hear middle aged people using it, and…

I'm sorry dude, I had no idea. Just had not seen that type of behavior from that account before. By all means, if someone is being a cock sock you have every right to block him - apologies if I upset you.

Man, this administration is KILLING IT!

Xander has never struck me as the kind of person to hold a grudge or wage a harassment campaign. Sorry if I butted-in, having missed something but I feel as if maybe you're mistaking his sarcasm as genuine?

I didn't LOL.

I worked with a German guy for awhile, he would go apeshit over the lamest dad jokes. I wonder if the bar is just lower there?

Does it count as a day of protest if you just give them the day off? They should be sacrificing something, at least move some shit around on their desks.

Agreed. I heard this on the radio on my morning commute this morning, was thinking "holy shit, don't hurt yourself while engaging in such vigorous self-back-patting" Jesus, I didn't think it was possible to be that overly self important while accepting a fucking oscar.

Question of context. A legion that had been decimated may be technically 90% in-tact, but was effectively broken as a fighting force. Decimation occurred when an entire unit could not or would not perform their duty, was called out as such, and then endured a terrible cost at the hands of their superiors. Saying that…

I can't stop stop thinking about all that fat, pasty-white ASS.

If there is an imaginary minority out there that might be oppressed (in theory), leave it to AVC to find them and take a bold stand for their imaginary rights. People that don't hate orgasms? Sure, why not? Let's all put on our marching shoes…

I hope to shit Trump wins. He's the leader this country deserves. The worst.

I herd that.

Blerg. The first couple of paragraphs were really bloated and depressing, and then I clicked on the link for the Zooloander2 MWOF (that I had somehow missed) and just came back long enough to post. I like laughing at squares as much as the next guy, but that shit reads like someone is choking on some WASPy guilt. Last…

I just threw up in my mouth a little

But Murder tastes GOOOD

I was going to make a joke about Vin doing an interview with a feather boa and a tiny dog, but now I just really want to see The Rock singing to a little baby. That should would warm my tiny, black heart.

I thought his character did a pretty good job of making light of a pretty fucked up situation. I could buy that an athletic fighter pilot type would use macho humor to shield himself from crushing sadness.

I heard him say 'earf', maybe the boom mic operator was drunk that day. Or maybe he'd just screamed, climbed on top of an alien fighter jet/thing and punched a rubber suit in the face and he was a tiny bit out of breath and a little mush mouthed. Ask me what planet I'm from after a couple of flights of stairs and…

Damnit, Backstrom was a good show. Faaaack!