Fun fact - it used to be that when you made cheddar or similar medium/mild cheeses it was the color of the milk, which was normally white. During the spring and early summer, the milk and cheese would take on a yellowish hue from the fresh grass the cow could graze on, and this gave the cheese a more complex flavor…

You, sir, are a good planner.

That can't be right. It says there are 5 people in the U.S. with my name. Neither name is that uncommon.

I won't.

What if you're a white guy with dreadlocks, and also you're 35?

Vimeo owns the rights to commercial material and has a very active wing of lawyers that go out unto the internets to enforce their exclusivity. They are kind of dicks about insisting people don't steal from them, and a LOT of us REALLY like stealing.

Aw, I wanted to be the asshole that brought that up. I guess in a way it's nice to not be burdened with it.

Whoa dude… were those chips for like… everybody? If you think about it, you can't OWN chips, man.

That does sound like a hoot. I'd start him off small though, a hit of something nice and let him sit. I've had too many friends want try it (while drunk doesn't help) and insist on trying to hang with hashed-down joints and two foot bong rips, and it never fucking ends well.

I can't tell if you're serious. Board games and video games are always better when you're high. Also; TV, movies, frisbee or football in the park, family events, work, police encounters, court, hackey sack… You need to really ask yourself, are you playing Jenga or like, is the Jenga playing you? Go ahead, set that…

… That doesn't sound that horrible. You know how in movies someone's grandma or uptight parents show up and they're all "Let's smoke this spliff and get FUCKED UP" and everyone laughs like it's the funniest fucking joke ever? That's going to happen. Like, all the time.

Hate to be a wet blanket, but this is pretty much what smoking weed has looked like for me for the past decade or so. There was a time when there were empty pizza boxes on the coffee table and probably a random used condom in the bathroom… when we were like 19. Now we all have mortgages and tastefully appointed homes…

I thought he made a perfectly servicable Elvis, especially for a guy selected for who he was regardless of not resembling Elvis. I LOLed.

I don't care about salaries and I don't really care about teachers or social workers. I write industrial control software, and it's about as exciting as it sounds, whatever you contribute to society, that's fine. So these guys move to a town they otherwise wouldn't give two shits about and take steroids and spend all…

They use that as shorthand for straight a lot in this… you know what's fucked up? I hate sports. I think the idea that we, as a people, place so much value on grown men playing with a ball is insane. Yet I am not gay, happily married to a lady and I'm all about hetero sex. I've never so much as had a gay sex fantasy.…

Aw, you validated me. Does that mean you're my husband? I go with you now?

shit!

hehehe… spawn camping.

Agreed. Watching a flaming black guy verbally hand a snotty teenage girl her ass… there is something magical there I can't put my finger on (because of laws).

The best part is when he told Kimmy her name meant 'penis' in Korean. Man, I am going to watch this whole damn thing again.