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There are game mode modifiers in BF that cause you to lose a ticket with every team death, too.

Damnit, I should have thought of that. You win all the internets, tinybusinessmansir.

Full disclosure, haven't played Destiny. Borderlands? I've trolled the respawn on Borderlands. It's probably not important.

I thought it was a little out of character, too. He seems like the kind of guy that would understand she thought she was responding to him and he would have thought it was sweet. He obviously liked her and was patient with her, the whole 'you creeped me out, we're done' was a set up for her to get to use 'Troll the

I was thinking Destiny. It's a grindy coop no?

'Trolling the Respawn' is a legitimate action though. A dick move to be sure, but it's not just a random collection of game-ish words, and that is more than I expect from pop culture these days. There is probably at least one gamer on the writing staff.

I still respawn in BF4. I often refer to my team as 'mobile respawn points'. It's pretty much all most of them are good for.

I want to hang out with the people you hang out with. They sound so much cooler than my social group. I guess what I'm saying is, can we be friends?

… Yes. We're all very proud of you.

Good catch on the foreshadowing. You are good at TV.

I will admit to feeling a little bad for the construction guy. He's gonna pull so much ass though, so not that bad.

Her delivery of "I'm your wife? I go with you now?" was pretty fucking funny.

I just think about a pirate saying 'aargh' and add the c sound.

I've been saying it all say. Well, typing it. Normally I would think it's dumb, but hearing her say it sadly as she walked away? Needless to say, LOLed.

Schadenfreude: the feeling you get when the annoying musical show that you've always hated becomes culturally irrelevant, is then bashed by your favorite pop culture website and every involved laments the fact that it wasn't allowed to die. Feels good.

You should start every post with 'Not that I hate gays any more than anybody else,'. I LOLed. Also I read a lot of your post and I'm pretty sure you don't hate people for that.

…to …masturbate… to? Turning the creepy irony to 11 there, AVC?

That's the first firstie I've seen in a couple of years. Bringing it back. I can dig it.

Her teeth are different.

Looks like megaman to me.