Fuck that. I got what you were saying. Keep on keepin' on.

Isn't she goddamn April O'Neil? I feel like she's been doing cartoon voice work as an adult as long as my kids have been alive.

Goddamn it, I spent half the damn post on a disclaimer that stated I was not saying that exact thing. You can show gore and violence and people being horrible to each other on daytime TV but as soon as there is nudity we shield the eyes of our kids. It's fucked up, we should have a different attitude about sex as a…

You think they've sent out screeners for Turbo Kid yet? I have a friend that likes to pirate movies but does not tolerate shitty cam rips. I keep telling him it's wrong, but he does it anyway.

I am always baffled by the fact that people spend time watching grown men play with a ball. "Did you watch the game?" They ask. No! Why the fuck would I? What possible reason would anyone have to watch how great they run and throw a ball? Has most of the country suffered a brain injury? Just sit there and laugh and…

Her face is kind of round and when her hair gets greasy she look unappealing. Then you do her hair up nice and boom, pretty lady. That shit is like Hollywood gold.

Legal/creepy reasons aside (if both participants are roughly the same age) I don't see why either question should be off the table. I was having sex at 15 (hand stuff, mouth stuff, intercourse) and nothing either of our parents could do to stop us. Why would they want to? Who doesn't have fond memories of banging your…

It's actually pretty complicated. I spent my formative years with my time split between two groups of friends - one group did lots of drugs and played Dr. Mario and watched TV during their free time, the other played tabletop RPGs and read comic books. So I was really halfway into the comic nerd camp, and then there…

Considering that I wasn't even aware he did Daredevil, we'll have to assume you have the superior opinion on the matter. So I guess that makes me your bitch?

AAAGH That's good. You bring the funny.

Earlier than when he did Dark Knight? I'm not sure about chronologies, I just had this massive boner for Frank Miller senior year of high school and then again when the first Sin City came out… then I got over him again and I'm just not ready to go back yet. Please, just respect my feelings and hold me.

This is the strangest thing I've ever see, and I've seen a man EAT HIS OWN FACE.

NEEERD!

Is it the lack of tentacles? It needs more tentacles, right?

Also I forgot that our military once orchestrated a violent overthrow of a democratically elected foreign government because of a possible increase in banana prices. Bananas. So, that happened.

AAAAGHGHGHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A DUMB BITCH! i hate her because her opinions are ill-informed and are also polar-opposite of my own.

Hrm. At the very least I think it's fair to say I wasn't any more of an asshole than I usually am. You pose some really good questions, and I'll be honest: Yes, I believe in democracy and personal freedom and I think killing people in the name of continuing our ability to have those things is more justified then…

Hrm. At the very least I think it's fair to say I wasn't any more of an asshole than I usually am. You pose some really good questions, and I'll be honest: Yes, I believe in democracy and personal freedom and I think killing people in the name of continuing our ability to have those things is more justified then…

Hrm. At the very least I think it's fair to say I wasn't any more of an asshole than I usually am. You pose some really good questions, and I'll be honest: Yes, I believe in democracy and personal freedom and I think killing people in the name of continuing our ability to have those things is more justified then…

Hrm. At the very least I think it's fair to say I wasn't any more of an asshole than I usually am. You pose some really good questions, and I'll be honest: Yes, I believe in democracy and personal freedom and I think killing people in the name of continuing our ability to have those things is more justified then…