I was thinking the same thing. Even after altering the bpm AND pitch-shifting the vocals… the vocal melodies are similar but don't sound like they're in the same key. This is a stretch at best.

Sounds like SOMEONE was a Sons of Anarchy fan.

God, Ellie Kemper is so weird looking and somehow also ultra hot. I need to STUDY her. I'm sure there are so many mysteries to be unlocked! Also, masturbation.

This guy gets it. Although since this is California, you're not allowed to get a permit to carry in public places unless you can prove you're not crazy or a felon. I'd complain about it if I ever went outside.

*never stops throwing up*

I haven't named my magnum yet. My daddy told me you ain't allowed to name your piece until you done kilt a man with it. Nobody has tried break in yet. Fucking minorities.

Battle of Yonkers, the failure of standard tactics before that and a triumphant battle after - that's an hour of Zombie combat. Add in an hour of exposition via the best of the survivor stories, loosely tied to the central fight. You could film the hell out of that shit.

No, you follow a pandemic movie formula and you put Brad Pitt in it. Fuck anything interesting.

The one place I would frequent booked a 'featured act' that would do two or three songs an hour and presumably get paid. It made things bearable.

My band played The Blue Lamp in Sacramento, whose biggest claim to fame (I could find) was they'd had Neil Hamburger do a set a few weeks prior. I think that show somehow made my fame meter run into the negative, and I LOVED it.

By design, I'm sure. I usually like his music, I always like his interviews. No one can stroke themselves and fuck with an interviewer at the same time like Old MM.

Yup.

I would like to see them stay and just support DVDRs. It's nice that I can get a bands entire discography on one Disc in MP3. I guess a USB port/thumbdrive would be OK but CD/DVD media is so goddamn cheap.

I think your expectations are too high. This is a dumb show with dumb characters that transcend that dynamic an unexpected number of times. Every time it levels off and fails to rise above the adolescent standard its set for itself from day one, the AVC declares it the beginning of the end of the series. It's still as…

I think you might be doing it wrong.

His delivery of the line "Are you stalking me? Because that would be SUPER." was pretty much as perfect as that line could be.

It's funny AND true

I have the weirdest boner right now…

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

Did someone finally put Ryan Reynolds in a good movie? If not good, at least interesting? Every time I see the guy I'm like "He has a lot of charisma, it's too bad this movie is so fucking stupid".