So what you're saying is that he knows he's a joke but has no sense of humor? That sounds like the best possible scenario for someone tasked with interviewing him.

I didn't like ODST. It was DLC padded out to justify a full price game and felt like it. Playing the same level from 3 different perspectives? At least space that shit out I don't want to replay level one 3 times right out of the gate. I bought Reach and played it for fifteen minutes when my 9 year old daughter…

Yeah… the opening fluff basically stated that the Tommy Wiseau brand was all about embracing this self-awareness of the whole 'being so awful it's great' - but the interview did not come off like that at ALL. Tommy sounded deluded and borderline incoherent half the time.

I know they defined it in Quake II, but I thought that definition was retroactive to include Quake one in the Canon. The enemies in the first game do have that whole kind of robot zombie vibe, don't they?

If the Strogg were in Quake one, they are an alien race that mix and match people parts with technology kind of like the borg. Later in the series you get to see the factories…

I was wondering about this too… On the youtube page for this someone was railing against this as misuse of medical equipment. Maybe they think oscilloscopes are used to monitor heartbeats or something?

I had doom on a SansaE250 MP3 player hacked to run Linux. Also installed it on an iPod once.

Fair enough. You're probably right, my opinions are a little skewed by the kind of people I usually hang out with.

The evil reveal part was an empty threat KJU made after one of the men who raised him was poisoned to death. He didn't try to launch any missiles until he was cruelly betrayed by someone he considered his friend. I didn't really read his character as evil so much as an emotionally stunted man-child, and just barely…

me too. (tee hee)

You win all the internets! I'd like to think that if Jesus were alive today he'd laugh his ass off at that shit.

I'm not sure how it's racist, really. If someone is a buffoon and complete failure as a leader are we supposed to pretend otherwise unless he's white? Also, one of those dudes is a Jew - and in the movie when KJU finds out he refuses to shake hands and says 'eeew'. So the most hateful racist thing in the whole movie…

You could have just done something that rhymes with piracy.

Are you saying that Jesus is a dictator? Because that is inaccurate.

There is one scene where KJU asks Franco if NK is such a shithole, why is it that the US has more incarcerated citizens per-capita. North Korea is an easy target, (being a third world hellhole and all) but I was more impressed by this movie's willingness to hold up the ugly mirror to America and its terrible media and…

I'm pretty sure at least some of these are Def Leopard.

I wonder if anywhere in the extended works someone actually hit something with a blaster. It seems like at some point someone would have noticed that hitting someone with a stick was more effective than trying to hit them with a blaster. Chewie had a goddamn crossbow.

Do we finally get another Cheap Toy Roundup next? I remember when AVClub had funny articles… Now it's basically like a snarky TMZ. Thanks for this one , though.

I was thinking the same thing. I much preferred him as Cock Knocker. Kudos to you for saying what we were all thinking!

Did they? I'm pretty sure I scrolled past X-Play reruns just a few weeks ago. Between XPlay and Ninja Warrior, G4 was on every TV in my house that no one was watching for like a decade (mumble mumble techTV)