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GG.

I don't hate this.

Dude, you are a ray of sunshine. I am really sorry you're being discriminated against. If you were at a party at my house, if you were hanging with my people, if you applied for a job at my place of business - I would personally strike down the first man who treated you differently because of the color of your skin.

Oh sweet merciful Christ, that is a lot of data to sift through to win an argument concerning whether it's racist to not like rap or whatever it was really about. Checkmate, bravo, you win.

I assumed it was sarcasm. Because, you know, the internet.

Yeah, you're right. My social status and skin color have totally rendered me unable to understand the feelings of other people. I'm not really even a human being, really, just a robot whose only programming involves taking advantage of people that wear a different kind of hat than I do.

Well, to be fair I only questioned your Americaness. I don't know about Camden, NJ Dude, I live in northern California. The rest of the world is probably more hostile than here, I don't really know. Maybe you're kind of experiencing the opposite effect? Maybe the world outside of hockey jersey wearing date-rapist frat

I'm just so very confused. I was assuming by the extra 'u' you added to the word 'poseur', as well as the fact that you used being American as some sort of insult, that you are "From across the pond"? So are you asking how a person with dark skin from outside of a country can patronize any person within said country?

This might be the worst thing I've ever typed/said - but I'm a white American, I grew up in the suburbs, and I sort of don't mind when a video game antagonist mirrors that persona. It helps to add a level of immersion if the protagonist sounds like me and may have at one time used a beer bong. That might make me a bad

I actually hate it much less after half a season. But now I can't hate-watch it, and so it now has zero value. What was a scalding mess has cooled to a tepid bore. The rigid and unapologetic awfulness is now just flaccid disappointment. Metaphors!

I actually saw Bush with GooGoo dolls opening when I was 15… It was a pretty good show. I wasn't a GooGoo Dolls fan (their MTV stuff was typical chick pandering bullshit) but their live stuff was pretty rockin. What can I say? My childhood was all butt-rock and southern rock (all classic rock nowadays).

Are you like an angry 12 year old? Your counter to the explanation of a simple statement is to list bands you like? How high are you right now?

Hrm. Yeah, pretty much my entire life. And just so you know, you patronizing me about rap music is pretty much like me going to Ireland and telling those motherfuckers all about river dancing. Or like, going to Russia and teaching those guys how to make exploitative pornography.

No Mulaney, huh? Someone at AVC is either dating him or accepting bribes from whomever manages his brand.

White posers and people of color who don't mind fitting into a stereotypical mold. Sorry, the world is an ugly place and people are predictable.

I think the venue skews toward that attitude. Everybody here was so into whatever before they got all commercial and hired that singer who could stay on key. (Joy Division fans, I'm looking at you). It seems like the in-vogue thing to do is crap on whatever was popular exactly 20 years ago, makes me feel bad for how

When the backup singers go "Fuck you, Stan" I lost my shit. This was awesome.

So… it's like 7 days to Die, but crappier?

If the rest of the album is at least as good as this single, I'll get it. I mean with money, I'm totally not going to just download it illegally and jam it into a meticulous discography where it will never be listened to. Because that's not what music has become. On opposite day.

Aw, you. You never could. You let me soar like an eagle…