That's a bold statement. Are you willing to stand up in public and say that?

I can't be both?

Is this like a racial thing? Because skin color has nothing to do with being an asshole jock. Fucking date rape knows no color.

Yeah but how awesome was Marty Robbins doing 'Big Iron'? Good old fashioned American gun fetishism. I cant get an erection unless I hear that song first.

I was into outdated references BEFORE it was cool, bro.

As someone who grew up around chickens, let me please say "who gives a fuck?" The same people that always do - people who grew up in the suburbs. Breeding animals that are optimal only for human consumption is one of the reasons we've survived long enough to bring you things like clean drinking water and pets that you…

Either way, we are a proud people.

Somehow it doesn't even sound vulgar coming from him.

Hey hang on there! What about Mulaney? It's a serious, tragic drama about the crippling depression that most comedians seem to deal with. I cried nine times during the premiere.

I thought it was Skrillex's. I can't stop listening to this shit it melts my brain perfectly with combination of drugs that I like. That lesbian in the picture with the Skrillex haircut is only reason I clicked the link in the first place.

How else is he supposed to fuck that cat he's always chasing after?

LOL I've been sitting for here for five minutes trying to come up with a counter joke and I have nothing. You win all the internets, sir.

It's awesome that you think Night Moves is a good song. I used to run sound at this redneck bar and all these old guy cover bands would come in and sing all these Skynard songs about banging underage groupies and shooting each other and dying of drug overdoses… then they'd play this song about how they missed being…

L.A. Noir proved they had the tech to realistically animate faces, why are we still seeing these lifeless corpse-puppets in our games?

Do you think in a couple hundred years people will look back at T&E as the beginning of this type of absurdist comedy? I keep seeing commercials that remind me of T&EASGJ, and they're aping their editing and even guest stars on Portlandia… I saw a girl on a show that wasn't even comedy with a shirt that said 'Where's…

Oh, sweet god. This young lady gave up her position on SNL to be on Mulaney? It's sweet of the AVC to give her any extra press they can. And she sounds like such a nice young lady…

I like your attitude, Mister. You're high as shit right now, though.

I didn't find it bad like it had a flawed premise or was trying to do something interesting and failed… The writing is competent and the actors are all fine, but it's so aggressively safe. They stick to sitcom tropes so hard you could set a beat to the laugh track.

God that is so racist, but in sitcom cliche land it seems to be true. I live in a part of the country where there aren't many Jewish people (I've personally met a grand total of one practicing Jewish person), but I would imagine this trend would be offensive. Is there someone out there that can verify?

Mulaney must be super invested in his new show if he's still writing SNL bits, especially high profile/returning alum hosting bits. I could tell he was putting a lot of work into his sitcom when he opened with that one funny part of his one stand up special he did.