Let's not pretend like we don't all continue playing with toy guns well into our thirties, it's perfectly normal. And we didn't have realistic replicas that fired full-auto when I was a kid, we shot each other with bb guns. It's a sweet ass time to be a kid, or an emotionally stunted adult. I wouldn't expect AVC…

It occurs to me that either my post made me sound crazier than I intended or I'm less normal than I'd previously imagined. If you don't come to my Hallowe'en party, no one is going to show up and I have SO MUCH DIP.

I have to disagree with the shooting akimbo thing. If you're used to looking through the sights and straight down the barrel, then yeah your accuracy will be shit when you go all John Woo. I've spent a considerable amount of time training my eye to predict where the barrel is pointing by the judging the angle of the…

THANK YOU. I fucking hate it when SoaD get lumped in with all of the poser post-grunge bullsheit. I'll be glad when the memories of the awful bands of the millennium get forgotten so people will stop dumping on the actual good bands they were imitating.

Hodor?

I don't remember a single time in a 4 player game where one guy was like 'agh shit all the mines are gone!'. In the 25% of the level where each player would be trapped for the remainder of the game, there was at least one crate of mines.

That's a fine strategy, except when everyone adopts it, and no one moves into enemy minefields. Assuming the people you're playing against aren't complete morons, you'll end up at the same point - the winning player is the last one to hold out against madness, borne of pure boredom. NO FUCKING PROX MINES! Let's do…

I LOLed.

Damn Hutz, you hardcore. You type that on a box running BSD with an underground Gnome fork?

TGE, can you show us on the doll where the bad men touched you?

P'shaw! You bought a Pentium 90? They don't even have a true 32-bit OS yet, and actual software that can take advantage of that architecture will be years behind the OS. For the same price you can get an AMD 486DX4 with a native clock speed of 233mhz that will run circles around that overpriced Intel garbage.

You just blew my goddamn mind, sir.

I fucking hated prox mines. Went on forever when everyone ended up forgetting where they placed their own mines. This game is the sole reason I still own a 4:3 TV.

Nobody that actually listened to this stuff called it NuMetal. It's a shitty industry term that lumped everything suburban white kids were listening to at the millennia together and means nothing. See also: Alternative Rock before it.

You mean, he like… swallowed it?

Anyone who says they don't want to see a Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz sex tape is a dirty liar. FSM had Jason's dong and it was delightful, pair that with Cameron Diaz nude and softly sobbing (that's what sex is like for normal people, right?)… shit, I'd continue to watch it even after I was done spanking it.

I stand corrected. Did you have to google that, or is the power of Sir Mix Alot such that it is forever burned into your mind? As if I have to ask!

Shit. I think I have every one of those albums. I have become my father, except the music he is stuck on was objectively better.

Pure Massacre was pretty big.

I'd always kind of assumed the dumbass lyrics were a metephor for poor people living in places were the water will give you lethal diarrhea, and the whole 'fat boy' was shaming those of us who don't give a crap?