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Would the vikings just take the land and live in peace with the English? Well, this is the History channel, and that's exactly what happened. In History. So, yeah.

Sodium Fluoride is used in toothpaste, what is added during water treatment is fluorosilicic acid, which is a byproduct of ultra large scale aluminum refinement. We started adding it to the water during the early part of the cold war because it is highly toxic and disposing of it responsibly would have added a

How lucky we all are to live in a time and place where we can have this discussion about what consent is and why it would even matter. Do you imagine many men throughout most of history asked their child bride's permission before penetrating them?

Amy has a strong enough sex drive and level of comfort with it that she's offered masturbation tips to her female friends and has hinted to penny on at least a dozen occasions that she would enjoy a little girl-girl action.

Archmage, are you by chance looking for work? The people I work for, as well as my former employer, as well as several contractors I've worked with - are all looking for controls people, specifically PLC and SCADA programmers. You'd mentioned something once before so I thought, shot in the dark.

I think the most important question is: will SC's fanbase follow him to new format? I mean, if I wanted to watch stale late-nite crap I would have done that in the first place… I was watching Comedy Central at midnight because it was literally anything else (that also wasn't a cooking show or Law and Order reruns).

Wow… that was disturbing on so many levels.

You're watching it right now!

Brainpan of a stagecoach tilter?

Yikes. Way to overthink, guys. You can't walk into this one caring 'how a movie takes itself', or whatever that is supposed to mean. If you like gun-fu choreography, this is one big love letter to that aspect of modern cinema. If you don't value said choreography as an art form in and of itself, you will not like it.

Agh! You win at the internet! If only it were true…

He's just a kid, BT! Give it a few years and it'll be the least of the many highly annoying things on or about his person. He kind of looks like a young, pale Osama.

I'm sorry, Mr. Handlen, but I feel you're off-base on this one. Not that this show has ever been judged fairly, against Romero's work and not Mad Men or whatever.

You are correct, sir. Although I should expect nothing less from such a renowned expert as Mr. BonerTime. DOCTOR BonerTime?

I think the stuff T&E do is important to comedy… experimenting on the fringe, pushing boundaries of what comedy is. Venture Bros. and American Dad are polished and are going to hit more than they miss, and that's fine, bread and butter for the masses.

When I make them at home, the serving size is about 'a square inch' because I use a shitload of really good weed. Sometimes there is a bit of Pyslocibin in there, if the season is right.

Do you think that it is unhealthy to be a 33 year old man who is unable to re-evaluate the things he thought were cool at 15? I hadn't considered that I might be deficient in some way.

FUCK.

One warm day when I was 15, I sat down to a PC in the computer lab of my high school to find that the previous student had left a disc in the CD tray. I had my headphones with me (as well as my Pearl Jam, STP, Alice in Chains) so I gave it a listen, it was Far Beyond Driven, and it blew my fucking mind. Maybe it isn't

For me the political rhetoric was a red herring; it was pretty subtle in Bioshock and rich with symbolism, but discarded in Infinite pretty quickly in favor of some serious multiple universe shit. Comstock was less about the perils of Leninism and more about the effects of personal choice. I thought the reason they