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They seemed somewhat fond of yellow.

Yes, but freedom! Just like Hitler intended.

Yeah, the only way to satirize the right any more is to depict them taking moderate, reasoned positions.

Those were for the omelette; the other five million were just because they had the eggs and, hey, why not?

I think magnetic tape was invented in the 20s… not saying that the inventor wouldn't go on to become a Nazi or kick a little gypsy girl down the stairs, I don't know, but I just wanted to say.

Knockwurst, knockwurst.

Toejam and Earl was great for this.
Wake up…
Wakeup…

Physx water is promising when I've seen it used, but it does tend to have a semi-gelatinous appearance when it hits the ground. That will be fun to see as it (or its competitors) mature. I imagine that in a not-too-distant future there will be large volumes of physically modeled water. That would be neato.

I liked the humor of the first one (because no one told me that it was even going to be funny). The second one is definitely trying too hard to be funny and is very off-putting. The same thing happened for me with Borderlands. I don't know… like the kid who does something funny, all the adults laugh, so then he just

That's just confusing the sensation of "wanting more" with "too short." If a game ends and I am glad because I don't want any more, that game was too long. "Wanting more" is, in my opinion, the perfect feeling to leave a player (or viewer with) if you're the game designer and want word of mouth to spread like

I really like the idea of Oscars in November. After January and until May or so, the world is a miserable place. Not just because of winter, but because the holiday season has passed, we're aware that nothing is really better or different despite that New Year's Optimism, and the Oscars feel to me like crumpled gift

To a person passing by on a train traveling at nearly the speed of light, it would appear that this was masturbating to you.

Isn't that kind of what we used to do when music stores were still a place to go? When album art catches the eye, read the track list, and if the names also sound good, buy it?

I've always heard that when they started doing the mass slaughter (from trains, etc) they were very, very wasteful and only took the tongues. I wouldn't be surprised that this things I've heard since 4th grade was apocryphal.

We all know that everyone died in Pompeii, but what this movie presupposed is maybe they didn't.

" like Soldier’s scenes of Kurt Russell skulking around a trash-strewn wasteland in Soldier"

"Doogie violates his girlfriend to treat her appendicitis."

" I got bumped from the cover for the death of a renowned actor! Not only that, I talked shit about my high profile colleagues to a reporter and they reported it! THEY'RE EVIL!"

Isn't that punishment, not negative reinforcement?

You think Hollywood is stupid enough to remake a remake that has just been made?! You give them too little credit!