I thought PG-13 got one "fuck." Isn't that the stupid rule? To paraphrase another PG-13 film: "Nice fuckin' rule! *honk honk*"

Star Wars showed us the horrors that can happen when he tones it down.

I'm always getting those two mixed up.

You son of a bitch. Now I'm going to have to watch it again right now, and it's after 10.

Have you driven a new Dodge Charger? They're pretty awesome. But, yeah, if I'm going to go ahead and steal a car, I'd probably aim a little higher.

They did the bluray in P&S? They had the originals in widescreen on DVD and Laserdisc. It's weird they would do them that way.

Oh no, I hope it's not a nut doing stand up and yelling racial slurs at an apathetic audience.

Way more like that!

I've been scrolling past the announcement a few times today. I saw his picture and just thought, "Another article about how great Philip Seymour Hoffman is, I'll look at it later…" Then a friend sent me the link to the same AV Club article I'd been blindly scrolling past. Totally wasn't expecting this. THere aren't a…

"'I'm going to be the guy everyone gets pissed off at.'"

I like the idea that Dr. Guillotin would have announced that everything was safe after dropping the blade. I got elevator brake, but couldn't remember the name of the inventor. Apparently, I don't don enough crossword puzzles.

What in the fuck?

That clock has soft hands.

More like Hollywood!!!




Because holly is poisonous.

I want to hear a funny story!

I know it's there now, and I can still barely see it. That's atrocious. Just to clarify— I didnt think that you'd miscounted when you said that there are five (THERE ARE FOUR ROBOTS! /picard), I had chalked it up to terrible design.

Yeah, I had a date with her last weekend, or at least I thought I did, but it turns out that we're just going to be friends. I'm sure that many other men here are in or are going to be in a similar predicament with her. I guess all I'm saying is hold out your hopes for another beautiful, famous musician to come along.…

I assume that the people (i.e. homophobes) who insist that it's a choice believe that because they are working very, very hard to pretend to be attracted to women. They made their choice, they're putting forth a lot of effort, and are staying straight by sheer will power. So, clearly, teh gays are making a similar…

I thought that was another name for fecal incontinence.

We should worship stars. They created all of us.