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Asinus
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I just assume that every famous man is on steroids. It sure looks like it. It's getting difficult to find a male actor to be "average guy," because they've all roided up. It's kind of weird.

Unfortunately, he used to be up above it, but now he's Down in It.

But had his reasons been good? I mean, he was pissed and some good shit came from that, but I don't know if his reasons were good. maybe I've just been misinformed.

"Once there was a woman, not even as petite as you are yourself, if you don't mind my saying, who tried to take one o' them, what you got there in your hand, all at once, first try… to this day you can still see the scar where the doctors stitched her back together all the way up near t' the sternum. That un there

Because, you know, those broken down wagon wheels people put in front of their houses along with cattle skulls for that authentic rustic look.

I love the shit out of RAM, but "Get Lucky" is a track that I often find myself skipping. "Random Memories" [eta: which also known as "Fragments of Time" by people who choose to use the correct names of songs] is, in my opinion, a better song all around. It's definitely cool they won, though. That album got burned

I know that first one isn't supposed to be a puzzle, but I only see 4 robots. Granted, I'm a couple feet from my monitor and can't be bothered to lean, but that's a problem that I've always had with the design of those characters— they're very indistinct. It's almost cammo— though now I wonder if that was also to mask

If by "Baskin Robbins" you mean "proctology clinic"…

"Dr. Asinus, yes… OBGYN with a specialty in hot Brazilian co-eds. That being said, Mrs. Cystdribblepus, I'll have to refer you to one of my colleagues."

Couldn't, then, the "worse" part also include one's looking elsewhere for sex and needing to live with it yourself?

If someone has removed sex from a loving relationship, I think it's fair to assume that sex is not part of a loving relationship to them. It's just another activity at that point. If my hypothetical girlfriend and I met and fell in love doing some non-sexual activity like, I don't know, mountain biking, and it was

You're just using me for a loving, caring companionship where we each mutually fulfill our lives through meaningful sharing and non-sexual activities!

Just like Willy Wonka.

I hope you meant, "No, joking."

B hexadecimal candies.

Functionality died with useful computers, losers.

You would agree that Paris is the capital of France?

Way to represent!

I don't possess the psychotic strength needed to ring the bell. Hey, Max!

It's got to be great to have someone like Billy West who can come in as a small group all by himself.