That comment suddenly made your handle very, very nauseating.

Bringing him back in the movie worked well and was more touching than an out-of-ideas trick. He was a necessary, tangential inclusion when Fry rejoined his original timeline. It would have probably been more problematic for viewers if Seymour hadn't been there. We knew that he waited in front of the pizza parlor until…

About a month before Winehouse died, a friend and I were chatting and making up fake vineyards and I mocked this up right quick: Winehouse Estates … Not sure if my coding will work in this here establishment…

If a day comes when Tito Puente isn't dead, I'll still tell him I think he's fabulous if it will keep him from eating my brain!

Jamaica.

Did they lose some of their Ph.D. writers because of budget cuts? I feel that they lost some of the really intelligent writing (not that the writing was unintelligent, it's just that when you have funny physics and mathematics Ph.D.s writing jokes, you get a different sort of funny) and filled the void with extra…

I also find myself saying that something or other needs to be "Globetrottered up."

And they didn't have the rights to it, so it was Pseudo-Georgia Brown.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus — Your 67 year old you is going to look back on 33 year old you and hate you for thinking you were "old."

He even starts regurgitating Eakin's lines back to her. It's very bizarre.

Uh oh. Sinistar is a wereclown.

I did like those "Formula 410" commercials they did; its cleaning was too powerful and destroyed stuff, so they stuck with 409.

I went into a little chinese restaurant in a strip mall today (though I was tentative— it was called "Hot Wok") and, yeah, Combo No. 5 was looping through my head. I think of it as the real song.

That doesn't make sense. If someone were two years old MASH would have been on that baby's whole life. So maybe X is an anonymous infant!

The one in the oven… well… I'll let that be a surprise.

Thank you! I thought that was weird wording. A manual, labor-intensive seatbelt isn't "passive." I had forgotten all about those annoying automatic seatbelts; they always looked flimsy to me and I never trusted them. Add in that annoying motorized portion and, god, I hated those things.

"LORTAB, SEIZE HER!"

I don't understand not wearing a seatbelt. Mainly because I feel like I'm just sitting on the car if I'm not strapped in. If I had the means or the wherewithal, I'd have 5 point harnesses in my car. Not because I drive some fake racecar, they're just way safer. I just feel pretty sketchy without one.

Coincidentally, I was reading about mandatory air bags earlier today and came across this curious little tidbit: "On 11 July 1984, the U.S. government amended Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard 208 (FMVSS 208) to require cars produced after 1 April 1989 to be equipped with a passive restraint for the driver. An…

He had them tucked in his sock. I imagine the police asked if he had anything on him at the scene, he said, "no," and then they found them during booking.