I just thought this was one of those "just hurting themselves" or "live and let live" sort of attitudes. Sorry. I was on my vespa a couple years ago and some jackass tried to dart through 4 lanes of traffic and hit a big pickup, like an F150 or 250, right in front of me. The driver of the pickup was knocked away from…

It is! *cries*

You've apparently never seen an accident where a driver is thrown from his seat and his car keeps on keepin' on with no one to control it. Seat belts are a public safety issue.

When I read about this the other day, I imagined him driving 120 down the road, drunk, on xanax, hydrocodone, and whatever the hell else he was popping, blaring "Kryptonite" and singing along at the top of his lungs. Maybe banging on the steering wheel, biting his lower lip, shaking his head, occsasionally belting out…

I don't know why you'd have to put that in scare quotes. Laserdiscs have a great picture, if the player is in great shape, and have, at worst, CD quality sound. The uncompressed (or less compressed) Dolby Digital and DTS streams on some discs sound noticeably better than their DVD counterparts and will punish a…

The callouses that developed on and near the sphincter makes you more resistant to both forms of punishment.

That film came out the same year as 3Dfx VooDoo Graphics, damn it.

I bought a Sony receiver in 1995 (I had weird priorities as a youngster) and, as far as I know, it still works. My parents had been using it right up until I got them a Dolby Digital/DTS-compatible receiver a couple years ago. They sold it at a garage sale last year.

Famous Bowls are, in fact, good. When they first came out, a friend of mine bought one and the look of it almost made me puke. He swore up and down that it was good shit, so breaking my promise to rarely, if ever, go to KFC, I got one a week later. God damn if I don't crave those fucking things every now and then.

It doesn't mean he won't get out and eventually build it. I start chalking things up to bizarre time-travel effects like at the end of Bill and Ted's when they decide to, say, travel back in time to hide the keys jail behind the sign or rock or whatever it was once the whole thing is over with which makes the keys be…

I never really found the Pizza Hut reference to be a slight toward Pizza Hut. That might just have to do with the opinion I've always had about that place, though, and dehydrated hunks of crap seems just a step away from pre-packaged dough, etc.

It was more common in the 80s and early 90s, I think. It wasn't just beer, either, there were several other items that were in white containers (or containers with white labels) with the contents named in large, black block letters and a bar code printed on them. POTATO CHIPS, ROOT BEER, POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, etc.

Also, Jane Fonda was there.

Sketchy and envy.

"Black Bolt!"

*Reads @TaumpyTearrs:disqus 's post, immediately turns on TV and PS3*

Yeah, @avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus , I just thought that Travolta enjoyed heroin occasionally, kind of how I might pop a left over pain med when I've got nothing else going on and want to kind of float into sleep. He buys frequently enough that his dealer knows him (and since the dealer knows what…

Why is his sister wearing heels and leather pants?

I have never watched it in real time, but usually, after the season is over, I find a source for the entire season and binge watch it over christmas break. It's been a tradition and I can't end it now. That is the only reason I press on.

Quinn… fuck… they brought him in as a foil, and then said, "Fuck it, just make him some guy at work."