"Who are you?! How'd you get in here?!"

Back in olden days when I didn't know exactly when albums were going to be released (with the exception of those from the most popular bands), I found Songs in the Key of Springfield totally on accident while perusing soundtracks. It's a load of fun and it was nice that i didn't have to try to make audio recordings…

Yeah, it pretty much is.

God damn it. I thought i was wearing a plain shirt, but it has a lil logo on it… I'm not sure what the lil logo means, but it's probably "White Power," and I just don't know it. Life has stood me on my head and made me shit up my own back again!

My niece is a young black woman! 
Well… okay very young and not a woman. 
She's two… 
But that counts for something, right?
*holds up hand, waits an awkwardly long time for a high five*


*lowers hand, slinks away*

And now you know the rest… of the story.



Good day!

Banjo!

For a long time, I assumed that was a cow in your avatar, but I clicked on it and it's does look like a horse. I just liked the idea that a cow makes a bad horse. "Bad" in a different sense of the word. Anyway, it seemed like a good time to say this.

F King of F Kings! 
(F King of F Kings!)
And Lord of Lords!
(Lord of Lords!)

I can't pick one, but I have always loved the cattle walking through the binocular camera matte.

Now, if only they'd bring back the bacon menu. I want one of their goddamned smelly bacon cheeseburger burritos so fucking bad.

Police Squad! is awesome, but I haven't watched the movies in a long, long time. Leslie Nielsen is deadpanning at his best— he never hams it up, and Frank is strangely competent and ass-kicky in the TV show. If you haven't seen the original series, grab it from Netflix as soon as you can. It's only six episodes, but…

Quality.

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus  I didn't, but that works just as well!

People post stuff they found on 4chan there, too, I think. Oh, and confess murders through words written on pictures of bears.

Even following the lyrics, I couldn't quite make it out. That never really registered before. Cool.

In retrospect, it would have been fun to see the meltdown if he'd had some kind of micro brew or even something vaguely interesting.

I find it unbelievable that no sane person in the room said, "Wait, you're saying that someone needs to forgive what you choose to wear in the same way that slavery needs to be forgiven? Aren't you, like, playing into their game of false equivalence here in pretending that the animosity is equally valid?? They hate…

Some are more tolerable than others, but by far, my least favorite is the Carolinian accent wielded by Lindsay Graham and Ainsley Hayse (from West Wing, I'm sure the actress has a real name, she has annoyed me on other shows). Maybe those two aren't exactly same since those people are from South and North,…

There is no M-16 carbine. If you were a 'Merkin you would know your guns, but have serious doubts about science.