Yeah, that was disappointing.

They're on the bow of Jabba's pleasure barge.

That is kind of silly, but I started playing this album and thought, "Oh, this sounds cool," and then it took that shift to a minor key and it moved a bit closer to the generic "movie score sound."

So far, the first track, anyway, is really reminding me of Daft Punk's score for Tron in a very literal way. It sounds exactly like it.

It's just a gesticulation








OF COCK!

When Cruise is used effectively, he's pretty good. I just have to pretend not to know anything about him off camera. When he's off camera, not when I'm off camera.

There were some stories in the post 9/11 edition that were amazing. "Not KNowing What Else To Do, Local Woman Bakes A Cake," for instance.

I never particularly liked either of those bands— not enough to buy their albums— and I still have my hair. A friend of mine bought everything DMB put out including live bootlegs and had a case logic binder essentially full of DMB CDs. He went bald.

"You… you left Melroe's Place to do a movie with Carrot Top?"

I didn't know this part— I always thought it was something like "Imma one who gonna beat ya heart to pieces!"

Yanni, Kenny G., and Clay Akin are White and Safe and Shitty! Tonight only at the Omaha Convention Center.

I don't know why, but it's killing me to imagine the linear notes on the CD to include  "[GARBLED]." I have tears running down my face because it's making me laugh so much. I wonder if I'm having some kind of brain episode.

It would be fun if someone really, really hated a song that never got played for shit because it totally sucks. A song from some obscure, shitty, local band that never practiced. "I hate it because it's really terrible. I think their instruments aren't in tune and the drummer can't keep a beat— I'm not even sure what…

I didn't realize how racist hipsters were against white people.

I think he'd be better as a perpetual guest than a host. When I see him on other shows, he's the monkey wrench in the gears or the mud on the wheel that perturbs the system. I don't know if an entire show of perturbance could work because there essentially wouldn't be any balance to perturb. It would be an interesting…

I hated shaving for a while because I'd get ingrown hairs and razor burn. I tried all of those multibladed things and, really, all I ended up doing was spending more money on blades, and those Mach3 fuckers are still expensive. I ended up getting an adjustable safety razor (a Merkur— not related to the crappy cars, as…

One does not simply Giorgio into Moroder.

But the deeper into a trend you get, the sillier you look later. I was looking at a year book from the 70s and people who had the most highly styled hair or clothes looked so goddamned hilarious. But then there was a girl in a T shirt with long, straight hair that could have fit in to any era. Yeah, not very exciting,…

"I don't possess the psychotic strength needed to ring the bell. Hey, Max!"

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus  — See Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode. The mechanics were weird but consistent. I got to the end of that game ONCE while tag team playing it with a friend over the course of a day or two (a lot of pauses with the TV off because you couldn't save). After that, I just…