Oh my god. Have people watched this whole thing? I got there during the closing credits and, "Now that we're married, I want to see what's under that hat!" combined with some of the worst animation I have ever seen. I wasn't ready for how bad and unnatural the gesticulation, voices, and basic movement were. It was…

Good Moleman too you.

Beating them to death. Don't for a second suggest that I don't believe in Whacking Day, the most solemn of holidays.

Is it even possible to knock out a snake? It just seems like there would be so little mass that you couldn't get a solid punch (see also: punching a fly in the air) and snakes have such small, simple brains that it would be hard to inflict much trauma on it.

*Shows Core Concept a photo of my new boat: the Live4Ever*

But this is the first one that isn't about the heroic exploits of a child rapist.

What?! THe previews are awesome! It's like "Jack and the Beanstock" but KAPOW BOOM BRRROOOOWWWSSSHHH!

Spartans were totally down with boys. When a boy turned 15, an older man would become his mentor of sorts. Yeah, they had sex with each other, but the older man also helped him find a wife eventually.

A hearty breakfast that will stuka to your ribs.

I just checked last week to see if he was alive; I should have left well enough alone.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

I'm glad I haven't had to go on any moderately long drives lately, because that's when I'd catch up on Reasonable Discussions. I guess I'll never see my parents again.

Three of those guys were startled (he missed once).

Stop it.

Einstein wrote "FIRST" at the end of every book he read. It was annoying.

Dynasty Warriors: The Movie (in the best way possible).

I remember that it took a fun short story, added more of those mystery objects (by like a factor of 4 or 5) and inverts a somewhat subversive ending. I think part of the reason the ending feels so "flat" is because someone got caught up in the "yay gubment!" feeling of the early two thousandsies. Not saying that we…

After I wrote that, I remembered all of the parts of Brave that I didn't enjoy, and that just sort of dragged on (e.g. almost any scene with the suitors). It's probably the first Pixar movie I saw in the theater and didn't end up anticipating its release on disc.

As much as I loved Wreck-It Ralph, Brave was a better experience and had more universal appeal with its parent - child themes. Ralph pushed more of my buttons, though, and it's the one I'm planning to buy on BD when it comes out; I also look forward to seeing Paperman again, assuming it's included, of course. Speaking…

Rube Goldberg? I'd say B.F. Skinner— it's pretty straight forward S->R.